We are listing down 10 of the raunchiest pickup lines – ever! Rest assured, you guys, these have worked in past. What we cannot do is guarantee that you will not end up catching a beating post using any of these.
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Introduction
It is not every guy’s forte to be a master of this art, though. Some are able to nail it whereas most of them end up embarrassing themselves! What always wins though is a spicy pickup line at that. It takes unique skills to be naughty and classy in a single pickup line. Seldom does a guy come, throw a line that is risque and still get away with it – that too, with a girl!
There is a very thin line between being teasing and being cheap and it takes a very special talent to come up and strike a balance between.
Anyways, time for some sleazy humor.
#1 You are the reason I get Morning Wood!
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#2 If I flip a coin, am I getting Head?
#3 That’s a nice shirt. Can I take you out of it?
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#4 I need some Luck tonight. Ohh, and I spell ‘F’ with an ‘L’!
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#5 Hey Catwoman, my Dark Knight is Rising!
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#6 Are you a DJ? Because you “Spin my Head Right Round”!
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#7 You +1 my Bone count!
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#8 Are you a Vacuum Cleaner? I could use a Blow Job right now!
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#9 Are you an Instagram post? Because I will double tap you all night!
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#10 Let’s Play Sensex. You be a Stock and I’ll go down on you!
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#11
Things get pretty interesting when you expect a pickup line to work. Let me in you on a little secret – they don’t always!
It is a better chance that you might get lucky if you follow the traditional “How You Doin‘” Joey one! That one works!
So did you like these funny and dirty pickup lines?