10 Hilarious Ways To Prank Your Friends And Family On Christmas Morning..No. 10 Is The Best!
By
Samantha in
Holidays
On 24th December 2015
People tend to get pretty mushy around the holidays. Cheesy TV ads constantly pull at our heartstrings by depicting sentimental family moments in an effort to sell unrelated and unnecessary products. Isn't it wrong to use feels to sell products? Besides, doesn't everyone know that the real way you show your friends and family that you love them is by being a total asshole to them? You know, in a funny, playful way.
If you want to show your loved ones you care this holiday season, don't give them a boring lovey-dovey gift. Instead, you should play a psychologically abusive prank on them. The efforts you go to to humiliate them will show them that you really do care. Plus, once they get over the emotional distress, you'll all be able to laugh about it. So check out these 15 Christmas pranks for inspiration and ideas on how to add some amusement to your holiday season.
#1. The "Christmas Tree Monster"
Fashion yourself a Christmas tree suit complete with decorations, ribbons, and a star. Then, scare the living bejebus out of your friends and family when they get close to you.
#2. The "I Hate My Owner"
Use Christmas as an excuse to prank and humiliate your beloved family bet by forcing them into a ridiculous costume. Your dog will forgive you after you give it some bonus treats. Your cat will passive aggressively hate you for the next year, but it was probably going to do that anyways because it's a cat.
#3. The "I've Always Wanted a Pony"
If one of the kids is always begging for a pony, make their wish come true in the most amusingly disappointing way possible: by putting a horse mask on the family pet. Judging by the baby's face in this picture, the lasting psychological scars have already been made.
#4. The "Evil Frosty"
Terrify the children on your block by turning one of their beloved snowmen into a snowmonster. Add some red food coloring for blood effects if you really want to upset their parents.
#5. The "I Want My Kids to Hate Me"
Give your kids something they'll really hate and then laugh at their disappointment and rage when they open it. Give them their good presents once they've calmed down and no longer hate you.
#6. The "I'm Not Putting Away this Damn Tree"
Tired of your nagging spouse or parent telling you to put away the ol' plastic Christmas tree? Simply wrap it up tightly with some cling wrap and let them know that you've done your part... I wonder how well this would actually work.
#7. The "Dirty Fart Candle"
This candle starts out by smelling like a freshly baked apple pie, but as it burns, the smell gradually shifts into something much more sinister a wretched, dirty fart. This candle is said to pack a punch so pungent and potent that it can cause nausea and emotional trauma.
#8. The "New Family"
Confuse the hell out of your weird distant relatives by sending them some Christmas photos of you with a random family that you claim to be your own. Josh Brassow made headlines when he pulled off this prank, much to his real family's chagrin. Patty "Bone-Crusher" Johnson, Thor, and Blade do make a cute family though.
#9. The "Wrapped Office"
Show a co-worker you're thinking of them this holiday season by wrapping up their entire workstation with wrapping paper. You'll get hours of amusement watching them fall behind on their daily work tasks, and they'll love opening their new presents (which are actually just their old stuff).
#10. The "Sweet Onion"
Take the juiciest, spiciest onion you can find and elegantly wrap it in a blanket of rich velvety chocolate or caramel, then garnish with the finest crushed nuts. Proceed to laugh your ass off as you watch your friends and family bite into your beautiful handcrafted candy "apples."
