12 absurd and CRAZY sexual fetishes.. #9 is the creepiest

#1: Vampire-ic or blood drinking

I "vant" to drink your blood. No really! I do!!

We've all had our fantasies of being a vampire or biting into your partners neck to turn them on. For some such a fetish way more than just biting exists. Blood, for some, just the smell of it, the taste and of course, drinking it is a major sexual desire that's is fulfilled with an orgasm.

#2: Balloon fetish

There are some people who are just plain crazy about balloons. Just as much crazy as a crazy woman in love. The smell of the balloon, the way it feels and sounds when rubbed against your skin and how big it can blow up. When a balloon pops, it's a sign of sexual release.

#3: Playing baby

It's called adult baby syndrome or paraphillic infantilism. This involves the man dressing up as a baby, bib, bonnet, diaper and all. Acts of childish playfulness takes place, baby talking and breast feeding of course all before sex.

#4: Dendrophillia (obsession with trees)

Obsession with trees. A love for trees in a sexual way or sexually attracted and aroused by trees.

#5: Mucophilia (sexually attracted to mucus)

Where were you when i had the flu?? People with mucophilia are sexually aroused by the sight and sound of sneezing which excites them in all the right places.

#6: Salirophilia

The excitement involved in dirtying yourself or others or even watching someone get down and dirty. Literally.

#7: Teddy Bears or Plush Toys

The sexual pleasure one gets from teddy bears. This totally ruins my childhood after knowing the other uses of teddy bears! This fetish is called URSUSAGALMATOPHILIA. In short, modified teddy parts (if you know what i mean) and sexual interaction.