12 Expectations Vs. Reality Of Married People
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"One ring to bring his balls, and in the darkness, bind them!"
"BRIDESMAIDS, BRO!"
Every guy, whether he admits it or not, has this theory about every wedding he goes to. It is, in fact, the only reason we DO go.
Our House, Our Rules!
"Once we live together, we can do all the sexy, romantic things we want!"
SMOKIN'!
"We can have all your friends over for BBQs, babe!"
I Just Want To Be Safe In Your Arms At Night!
"Woman, I swear to God, if you don't start sharing those damn blankets..."
Actually...Maybe Time Apart Is A Good Thing!
"What the hell, Gary? You said you'd be home on Sunday!"
"It IS Sunday, Karen!"
"OF LAST WEEK!"
Being Together All The Time Is Going To Be Great!
"Oh, you just wait until we get home, I swear to DOG!"
Boy, Oh Boy, I Can't Wait To Get Home!
"No time for a beer boys, gotta get home to the wife!"
"We'll Solve our Problems Like Adults"
"And you see, Karen, as my PowerPoint has surely proved, we should be having sex at least 13 times a week!"
We'll Stay Fit For Each Other!
No. No you won't.
"We'll Have The Greatest Family Ever!"
None of them will ever be arrested for grand larceny. Never!
We'll Represent Each Other Well At Work Functions
"I am classy! I AM! I don't care what Tina from accounting thinks, Gary!"
