#1 Lorde (Boy)
"Now son, we'll never be royals... but at least we didn't name you Miley."
#2 Yolo (Girl)
"You only live once, but unfortunately you have absolutely no chance of having a normal life."
#3 Nivea (Girl)
#4 Dior (Boy)
The first few years will be rough and confusing, while little Dior tries to figure out why his name is plastered on luxury goods and posters with pretty ladies. But once he hits high school, the kids will probably stop teasing him after he realizes "everyone's mom loves Dior."
#5 Agape (Girl)
From the Greek word meaning "love," this name is great for the future Greek word meaning "stripper."
#6 Heavenleigh (Girl)
I dare you to tell me you didn't find this one at least a little "groanswortheigh."
#7 Castle (Boy)
We get it, you wanted your new boy to have a "strong" name. But come on...there's no way you didn't realize that "castle" sounds an awful lot like "Asshole."
#8 Hershey (Boy)
Just try and convince yourself those are diapers full of chocolate.
#9 Chia (Girl)
My guess is she'll make it to about 3rd grade before she comes home and asks "Mommy, why do all my teachers call me "ch-ch-ch-Chia?!"
#10 Audi (Girl)
And now that poor girl will endure "my other ride is an Audi" jokes for the rest of her life.
#11 Denim (Boy)
Yep, you basically named your kid "Jeans."
#12 Neo (Girl)
Apparently she was "the One" sperm that made it.
#13 Harbor (Girl)
Not many things rhyme with "Harbor," so there's that I guess?
