Not all products are created equal.
Some, like say...sliced bread? Game changing. Others, like TiVO, come and go faster than most of us can remember.
But, then. Then, there are those products so horrendous, so earth-shatteringly vile, that you've just gotta experience them yourself.
These are them, folks. Those products so bad that they're hilarious. Your life's about to change. You can thank us later.
Heavy on the “holders.”
Savage.
In more ways than one.
Too Freudian for its own good.
For when Hannah’s OOO.
Be the work horse your kids already expect you to be.
Why gym, when you can…ab-hancer?
Pardon me while I go throw up in my mouth.
That glamour shot though.
Bill Cosby’s mixer of choice.
Unclear whether it’s for virgins or meant to restore virginity.
Please advise.
I knew I was craving something.
For cannibals-on-the-go.
Dingleberries, beware.
Ur-ine for a treat!