As the great Cady Heron once said, "in girl world, Halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress up as a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it!" Now, I'm not going to out and out call anyone a slut because of the way they dress on the Spookiest night of the year, and, as a man, in many ways I legitimately appreciate the...effort that goes into it. However, every year we do all see some people who have 'sexified' some innocent thing we grew up with! Sexy Sonic the Hedgehog, Sexy Magic School Bus, Jasmine from Aladdin. Scratch that last one, she was always A1 sexy! But I digress, sometimes the creativity of the costumes surpasses any kind of incredulity as to the 'sexification.' Here are some examples of sexy, clever costumes that'll have you saying "Happy Halloween Hoe!"
14 Cool And Clever Halloween Costumes
#1 Sexy Naked Sims
I would try my best not to let these ones drown in the pool!
#2 I'd Eat Off Of That Periodic Table!
Alternatively, wear them around your neck and go for an awesome Olympic costume!
#3 If They Can't See Me, My Chances Are Better, Right?
I wouldn't put out so many traps if THESE were the mice in my house!
#4 Beavis And Butttouch!
Let's hope they don't get their hands on too much TP!
#5 I Wish I'd Never Stopped Collecting These...
I wonder what their value is these days...
#6 Muy Caliente!
I wouldn't be opposed to putting this on all my food!
#7 Imagine You Could Get This At The Beer Store!
Brings a whole new meaning to 'returning your empties!'
#8 Sexy iPod Mini
I don't know, those things only held like four gigs!
#9 Clean As A Whistle
I'd shower with them!
#10 Stupid Sexy Flanders!
Keeping it PG13, yet still showing off the buns! Quality costume!
#11 There's a Thor's Hammer Joke In Here Somewhere...
Great! Thanks, as if I didn't ALREADY have enough unhealthy fantasies about fictional characters!
#12 KowABunga!
Pizza's on my, ladies!
#13 Spooky AND Sexy!
The boys can't catch what they can't see!
#14 Maybe I Should Become A Evil Genius!
Though I feel like I would get very little done...
