14 Furious Neighbors Who Are NOT Afraid To Go To Prison

By Editorial Staff in Bizarre On 2nd September 2016
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#1

[Hey neighbors!! If you are not paying my house payment or my taxes, don't fucking worry about what's in my yard!!! If you have something to say, bring your bitch ass to my door your damn self!!!]

#2

[If I find out whose dog shit on my lawn, I will personally shit on your porch once per week, as long as you live here.]

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#3

[Whoever has my package that was delivered Wednesday April 23rd I hope you are enjoying my athletic supporter. It's to protect your balls which obviously you have none!]

#4

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#5

[Whoever stole my Pumpkin,

I hope you

ROTT IN HELL.]

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#6

[If I catch you leaving your dog shit on my lawn, I will pick it up with my bare hands and slap it on the back of your head.]

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#7

[Did you take a grey bike from the railings of St. Nicholas' Cathedral on the night of the 25th?

FUCK YOU.

I am going to kill you. I will spend the rest of my days tracking you down. I will find you. You will never sleep again. God will not save you. I am coming for You.

Mike.]

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#8

[Hi.

If I see you neglecting to up your dog's poop I'm going to throw it at you.

I have good aim.

It will probably get in your mouth.]

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#9

[OLD LADY

If I Catch You In The Act Of Putting Your Dogs Crap In Our Cans. I Will Cut Off Your Head And Bolt It To The Hood Of My Car.]

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#10

[Hello,

I would just like to let you know that your parking space in not "C" because that one happened to be ours. Also, in case nobody ever taught you, the yellow painted lines on the ground are to be parked in between. Not over. See below for visual representation:]

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#11

[This rooster is a serious problem!!! He is going to get hunted if someone doesn't get rid of him!!

Pre-warning!]

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#12

[Dear whoever stole my Amazon package:

I can understand your need for 30 rolls of toilet paper considering you are a huge a**hole.

Enjoy,

Your Friendly Neighbor]

#13

[To:

The person who stopped the washer in the middle of my wash cycle and took my clothes out just to wash yours

YEAH, YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE.

Unfortunately for you, so am I. You can find your wet clothes frozen outside in the snow. Any problems? Come see me in 301.]

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#14