The hope is that all movies will stand the test of time.
Any director wants their movie to be "timeless." Well, that's too bad because they can't all be.
Some movies have aged horribly and actually make no sense when they're scrutinized in the harsh reality of 2016.
But we can't be children forever, so here we go.
But Marion just had to use TripAdvisor on her iPhone to see she should avoid that place.
But now we all illegally download our movies or just submit to Netflix movies, so it wouldn't make sense.
Guess which one we have...
But that'd be impossible because no one reads magazines anymore.
If Harrison Ford just put out an ad on Craigslist saying "Single male seeking white one-armed psychopath." it would be easy as pie to catch the real killer.
The second that anyone saw guys in suits with black sunglasses indoors, people would be putting them on blast on Twitter.
Tabloids would be calling out the British spy who's constantly telling his name, posting his exploits on Tinder, blowing up stuff, and causing international incidents.
Ryan Gosling would just be Facebook messaging Rachel McAdam's character when he got Wi-Fi instead of the letters he sent going nowhere.
Poor old John McClane would just call the cops, and they'd show up and arrest Hans Gruber in quick time.
Those glittery freaks would be done in no time.
