14 Things You Should Avoid Saying To A Kardashian-Addict

#1

"There's been a scandal with a sex tape in 2006." The infamous sex tape brought Kim to the fore of show-business. If it wasn't for her charisma and hard work, she wouldn't be famous.

#2

"The Kardashians are everything that is wrong with America." Do you really mean it? There have been a lot of issues in the US: unemployment, foreign debt etc. Are you saying Kim did it?

#3

"I can't tell them apart." You are proud of the fact you don't know all those glitterati. Most people even overseas could discern Kim among her family or other people.

#4

"They are so trashy." Well, are you worthy enough? Only Anna Wintour can cast stones at Kim.

#5

"Khloe is a man; Rob is fat; Kourtney is a bitch; Bruce looks like a freak; Kim isn't even that hot."

You've just said you are not interested in that "fashionable society"! How come you know even more about them than I do?

#6

"Keeping Up With the Kardashians is scripted." Reality TV is not that real. So, what's left you can enjoy the performance or turn off the TV.

#7

"Kim and Kanye don't really love each other." No, their affection is sincere.

#8

"The divorce is on the horizon." Stop saying those nasty things! I repeat: they adore each other.

#9

"Kim is fat." Nothing left to say? That's a pity. Your arguments are becoming cyclical.

#10

"Kendall is only a model because she's part of a famous family." That's nothing more but business.

#11

"The Kardashians are insufferable on Twitter." Still, their opponents just like you can hardly reach the number of 100 followers, while army of their lovers account for millions.

#12

"I have no time to care about them." Oh. My. God. You are repeating yourself. Facepalm.

#13

"Brody Jenner is hot." Yeah, here you are right! But his shine cannot be looked at for ever. You must give your eyes some rest.

#14

"Their family is not talented." They created an empire, monetized E!. Even if they cry over absence of talent, that happens on their way to the bank.