Most of us live with animals side by side every day of our lives and the ones who don’t have seen the majority of the animals listed below either in the Zoo or out in the wild. How well do you know your animal though? Here are 15 animal facts which you probably didn’t even know! Check them out below.
#1 MONKEYS
A policeman in the big city stops a man in a car with a monkey in the front seat. "What are you doing with that monkey?" He exclaimed, "You should take it to the zoo." The following week, the same policeman sees the same man with the monkey again in the front seat, with both of them wearing sunglasses. The policeman pulls him over. "I thought you were going to take that monkey to the zoo!" The man replied, "I did. We had such a good time we are going to the beach this weekend!"
#2 MAMMOTH JACK
Even before Kim Kardashian guys were in to mammoth as$es!
#3 PIGS
I think I know a few of these recipients.. they're real slobs now.
Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a politician?
A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.
#4 ZEBRAS
Why don't zebras like to color?
They like to stay between the lions!
#5 RABBITS
Q: How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one if it hops right to it.
#6 LIONS
Of course the male goes out for a pack of smokes and never returns. Typical.
#7 SHEEP
Call 911. I think my sheep just OD'd on some real bad grass, dude!
#8 FOXES
A guy brings a fox home , tells his wife it's a pet. She asks , "Where are you going to keep it?" He repies , "In the bedroom." "But what about that horrible nasty smell?' , she asks. "I got used to you , I'm sure he will too!"
#9 ELEPHANTS
You say JUMP, they say, "Whateva!"
#10 DOGS
Also, when they scoot along the carpet, they are drawing a line you can't cross.
#11 PENGUINS
"Oh my gawd, Helen.. look at the size of that rock that Harry gave to Sally!"
#12 TIGERS
A lion would never cheat on his wife. But a Tiger Wood.
#13 CATS
Also, give them some catnip and coffee, and they can outrun a Greyhound bus!
#14 PANDAS
Awww... they sound just like my dad. He had a syndrome we called "lazy" though.
#15 COWS
Seize every opportunity and milk it for all its worth!
