15 Animal Facts Which Will Amaze You

By Editorial Staff in Facts and DIY On 10th October 2015


A policeman in the big city stops a man in a car with a monkey in the front seat. "What are you doing with that monkey?" He exclaimed, "You should take it to the zoo." The following week, the same policeman sees the same man with the monkey again in the front seat, with both of them wearing sunglasses. The policeman pulls him over. "I thought you were going to take that monkey to the zoo!" The man replied, "I did. We had such a good time we are going to the beach this weekend!"


Even before Kim Kardashian guys were in to mammoth as$es!

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I think I know a few of these recipients.. they're real slobs now.

Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a politician?

A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.


Why don't zebras like to color?

They like to stay between the lions!

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Q: How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one if it hops right to it.


Of course the male goes out for a pack of smokes and never returns. Typical.


Call 911. I think my sheep just OD'd on some real bad grass, dude!

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A guy brings a fox home , tells his wife it's a pet. She asks , "Where are you going to keep it?" He repies , "In the bedroom." "But what about that horrible nasty smell?' , she asks. "I got used to you , I'm sure he will too!"


You say JUMP, they say, "Whateva!"

#10 DOGS

Also, when they scoot along the carpet, they are drawing a line you can't cross.


"Oh my gawd, Helen.. look at the size of that rock that Harry gave to Sally!"


A lion would never cheat on his wife. But a Tiger Wood.

#13 CATS

Also, give them some catnip and coffee, and they can outrun a Greyhound bus!


Awww... they sound just like my dad. He had a syndrome we called "lazy" though.

#15 COWS

Seize every opportunity and milk it for all its worth!