15 Crazy Mugshots Of Real Criminals

By Michael Avery in Bizarre On 12th September 2016
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1. You can’t let a little thing like an arrest kill your smile, right?

2. He has a lot going on here, including horns, studs, tattooed eyebrows, and a charge of assault with a deadly weapon for allegedly trying to run over his landlord with his car.

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3. You have to admit, Gucci is a solid brand.

4. If you’re going to commit a crime, maybe wait until the barber is finished.

5. Looks aren’t always deceiving. This forked-tongued offendermurdered his best friend and dumped his body in the woods.

6. So this guy asked somebody to implant that thing in his forehead?

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7. He looked like he was nine in this mugshot, but he was actually 29 and on his fifth DUI.

8. Had this guy chosen a less conspicuous tattoo, he might not have been so easily identified after a home invasion.

9. This assault and battery suspect wants you to know that loves you.

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10. However, we’re pretty sure this guy’s message is different.

11. When the makeup says one thing, but the face says another.

12. Maybe he has some impulse control problems.

13. He’s just showing off for the camera, clearly. Putting your stretched earlobes over your ears isn’t a crime, but marijuana possession and providing alcohol to a minor is.

14. Even when his hair is gone, he’ll always know where it stopped.

15. It only took an open container for this guy to get his half-beard immortalized on the internet.

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#16

You have to wonder if maybe these guys would have made some different choices in life had they known their mugshots would end up on the internet. But, their misdeeds have been done and their mugshots are out there now and they're not going anywhere.