Everyone gets worked up once in a while, your palms get sweaty, there's vomit on your sweater already, hell, sometimes it's mom's spaghetti, and you literally lose it. And by it, I mean your cool, your calm, your chill, which is exactly what happened to the next 16 people in this article who need to calm the fuck down. Ironically, after you see the levels of ridiculousness in this article, you too will probably lose your shit and need to be told to calm down, so on that note, enjoy!
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1. This guy who won't stand for another slanderous word against Sword Art Online
Just a side note, I thought Sword Art Online was a website where people painted sword blades (hence the picture with the kitchen knives). It is not. In fact, it's much worse a Japanese Manga novel series about virtual realities in online role-playing games.
2. Usually a simple "please" works better than 20 period pads...
Those are not the kind of napkins you want on hand in your kitchen
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3. Alright lady, no one cares that much about your bank account balance
4. Apparently, when white people get pregnant, they just can't control themselves
Poor kid...
Speaking of pregnancies, when it comes to the whole breast-feeding in public debate, people definitely need to calm down...
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5. I don't even blame the mom here...
But let's be honest, both parties probably could have benefited from a chill pill
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6. I definitely feel better about my life now
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6. I definitely feel better about my life now
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8. After reading this, sticking a fork in an electrical socket looks pretty attractive
What a wonderful observation "bae," please refrain from posting any further opinions on social media ever again..
That was a pretty dark patch, and that last one made me feel very bad in my soul, but I promise the next guy will make us laugh again!
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9. Calm down with the pickup lines there, bud
If that's your idea of foreplay, then it's very, very wrong
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10. Dad, no
Apparently, Dad's foreplay is on point
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11. Jeeze, simmer down Barbara!
Or go back to the Middle Ages
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12. Nothing calms you down like a nice cool dose of public friend-zoning
Our next person, has zero restraint
13. Woah, go easy there...
There's only so much crazy a person can take
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14. I hate when my friends won't commit manslaughter for me...
These bitches be faker than Kylie Jenner's lips
15. And finally, the calmest, chillest dude who we should all strive to be
