#1. "Their idiots."
At least now you know where you should not apply.
Reddit | drsgtpepper
#2. "Dad made this really nice landscaping in his front yard! And then he stood back and realized what he had done..."
I see a rocket. What about you guys?
Reddit | sxr326
#4. "My phone's battery case finally arrived in the mail! I'm really gonna miss being a mom..."
This one escalated quickly.
Reddit | EnderMom2425
#5. "Younger brother just got married. I'm now the only unmarried sibling. I think the photographer was able to capture my awkward pain."
When they mean it literally that pictures speak the pain louder than words.
Reddit | Caratticuss
#6. "My mom ordered a graduation cake with a cap drawn on. I guess they misheard."
Oh boy, this is one hell of a misunderstanding.
Reddit | bluesberry
#7. The Literal Elephant in The Room
Wonder what is so tasty in the pot?
Reddit | TheMirsinho
#8. "Reddit meet my buddys awkward dog Buttercup. All he does is stare no matter how much you call him."
This dog looks both cute and awkward.
Reddit | sporecat
#9. "Mark Zuckerberg looks like an awkward fan posing with their favorite band."
We feel for Zuckerberg here.
Reddit | kleverusername
#10. "Impressive photoshop skills + idiot cashier = free beer."
Wow, these are some really nice (read dumb) marketing skills.
Reddit | sejisoylam
#11. "That cake server had better be sharp..."
Who in their right mind would do this atrocity to a cheesecake???
Reddit | ShinigamiDady
#12. "My phone auto connect to my car when i picked up mother and father in law...didn't notice till they pointed it out..."
Well, they could have also ignored it too you know.
Reddit | titoxtian
#13. "Apparently I'm also an idiot when getting drunk munchies with my roommates..."
"So, you want one cheesy garlic bread and one pepperoni pizza?"
"NO! I said, I want a half cheesy garlic bread and half pepperoni pizza, and then a half cheesy garlic bread and half pepperoni pizza!"
Reddit | shoreguy28
#14. "I always hate it when a piece is missing."
This is going to be one hell of a call to IKEA to understand this.
Reddit | molly_struve
#15. "My submission for the 'most widely ignored warning label ever' contest."
Because some people need the obvious in written form too.
Reddit | nixonneckweasel