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What asks but never answers?
How far can you run into the woods?
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Half way
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What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?
A Shoe!
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What has rivers with no water, forests but no trees and cities with no buildings?
A Map!
Two men are in a desert. They both have packs on. One of the guys is dead. The guy who is alive has his pack open, the guy who is dead has his pack closed. What is in the pack?
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A Parachute!
If you are running a race, and you pass the person in second, what place are you in?
Second Place!
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The manufacturer doesn't need it, the buyer doesn't want it, and the user doesn't know that he's using it. What is it?
A Coffin!
I know a word. Six letters it contains. Take away one. And twelve is what remains.
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Dozens!
I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?
The Letter E!
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I dig out tiny caves, and store gold and silver in them. I also build bridges of silver and make crowns of gold. They are the smallest you could imagine. Sooner or later everybody needs my help, yet many people are afraid to let me help them. Who am I?
The Dentist!
What starts with "e," ends with "e," and contains one letter?
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An Envelope!
What always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?
A River!
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What can you get arrested for for attempting but not for committing?
Suicide!
You leave home, make three left turns, and return home, where you find two men wearing masks. Who are they?
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A catcher and an Umpire!
When you don't have me, you want me, but when you do have me, you want to give me away. What am I?
A Job!
