15 Shower Thoughts That Are A Real Mind F*ck

By Johny in OMG On 6th May 2023
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Then don't knock…

So that's why women are afraid of me! I knew there was a reason!

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Smart watches on dumb hands

Noted!

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My sexual organ was in the book of Guinness World Records until the librarian threatened to call the cops.

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Do we have to rate?

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That’s because the process of growing and curing tobacco is much more complicated than weed.

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Jeez, how many times have you sneezed on that mirror?

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okay

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My toilet has its own room

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Go home dog, you're drunk again!

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My wife has taken this as a challenge. I fear for her liver…

There are a few ladies I wouldn't mind wearing

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if we put them in a torpedo-shaped coffin and drop them from 5000 feet in the air, they would automatically bury themselves vertically 6’+.

Blood must be real.