16 Absolutely Savage Ways To Respond To Thirsty Dudes
By
Editorial Staff in
Bizarre
On 28th February 2017
In our modern day and age, not many people are still lurking the bars to meet potential significant others. I mean, the Internet is way easier for weeding out people you don't need to waste your time on as well as a way to meet people you may not have met otherwise because honestly sometimes the little differences that would keep you apart in the real world are insignificant to the cool factors that draw you together through the safety net of an online community. Internet dating has launched websites and apps that cater to a wide variety of demographics and what it comes down to is there is some type of website or app for everyone out there.
Unfortunately, we have not evolved past weeding out the creeps and weirdos and some dating platforms seem to just flourish those personality types. The good news is that it presents opportunities like this, for us all to cackle and roar with laughter at how expertly these empowered women handled lame pick up lines and sad attempts to get laid or see... nudes. Get ready to kick back and laugh because these girls are absolutely SAVAGE.
#1 Girl earned this victory
Also those are terrible pick up lines.
#2 Same
How to shoot a guy down in 2 messages.
#3 Fatality!
Nicely played.
#4 Trying to be cute didn't work
It was an adorable effort though!
#5 Poetry isn't everyone's forte
Unless she likes it childish.
#6 You tried.
You moved a little too fast, bruh.
#7 The language of... love?
Or even better: murder for money
#8 Perfection
This was literally the perfect response
#9 Kinky
I like where this is going
#10 When the shoe is on the other foot...
Looks like the guy did the savage slaying in this one!
#11 Same
The ground works.
#12 Political humor is where it's at.
Shot down, 'Murica!!
#13 Swing and a miss.
She handled herself perfectly though.
#14 When you get exactly what you asked for
"I don't care." See what happens when you don't care?
#15 Danika knows what's up
I mean, she's not wrong.
#16 When he's really bad at Shakespeare
Before you romanticize Romeo and Juliet you should probably read the cliff notes, I mean at the very least.