16 Absolutely Savage Ways To Respond To Thirsty Dudes

By Editorial Staff in Bizarre On 28th February 2017
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#1 Girl earned this victory

Also those are terrible pick up lines.

#2 Same

How to shoot a guy down in 2 messages.

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#3 Fatality!

Nicely played.

#4 Trying to be cute didn't work

It was an adorable effort though!

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#5 Poetry isn't everyone's forte

Unless she likes it childish.

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#6 You tried.

You moved a little too fast, bruh.

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#7 The language of... love?

Or even better: murder for money

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#8 Perfection

This was literally the perfect response

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#9 Kinky

I like where this is going

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#10 When the shoe is on the other foot...

Looks like the guy did the savage slaying in this one!

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#11 Same

The ground works.

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#12 Political humor is where it's at.

Shot down, 'Murica!!

#13 Swing and a miss.

She handled herself perfectly though.

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#14 When you get exactly what you asked for

"I don't care." See what happens when you don't care?

#15 Danika knows what's up

I mean, she's not wrong.

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#16 When he's really bad at Shakespeare

Before you romanticize Romeo and Juliet you should probably read the cliff notes, I mean at the very least.