I don’t get drunk – I get awesome! That’s what most people think when they are under the influence. Intoxication will remove a lot of the inhibitions that you have and tempt you to try new things. As the possibilities begin to flow you start to notice that each idea is becoming even more spectacular than the last! Unfortunately, those brilliant insights turn out to have less potential than you initially thought. However, the best part about being drunk is believing that you can try. If only we had a second opinion before some of these brilliant ideas took place. . . Take a look.
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#1 Later that night he thought he could really fly. He failed.
These are the moments when our BEST ideas are born.
#2 I don’t know but it was very important when he bought it.
He was probably still hungry after the hamburger.
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#3 You thought a scorpion would make a good pet.
He looks friendly.
#4 When pizza is not enough and you give special instructions that the delivery driver also pick up something at McDonalds.
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#5 When these two moments are your crowning achievements
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#6 This is what happens when you believe that you can break a record.
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#7 An over-the-top cheeseburger for dinner.
Not a great idea but it's worth a try!
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#8 Not a great idea but it’s worth a try!
But then the awkward morning after. . .
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#9 The window was broken and this guy wanted to keep other people from stealing his car.
Nobody wants to know where he got all of those cones from.
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#10 These guys think that they invented this.
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#11
Grandma laughed.
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#12 Two is better than one!
Just invite more friends over.
#13 A new way to make fun of the guy who passes out first.
If this is what your friends did when you passed out then you didn't miss much.
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#14 After passing out in a Taxi, he ended up at the drivers house
Apparently this is the cab driver.
#15 The most important ingredient.
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#16 Parents aren’t immune to this drunk logic.
#17 You thought the restaurant was closer than this.
Was he awake when he traveled there?
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#18 When things go really bad. Apologize in a big way.
