16 Jokes About Your Zodiac And Horoscope That You Will Find To Be True And Funny

#1

Well, you don’t need to be a true believer or a huge skeptic to get a big kick out of these tweets. Some are insightful, some will provoke thoughts, and almost all of them are destined to make you laugh.

Take a look, and don’t try to fight it. It’s in the stars.

#2 Damn you, autocorrect.

#3 Answer: The stars hate you.

#4 Smell ya later!

#5 Ok, this made me laugh more than it should.

#6 One sign at a time...

#7 OUCH

#8 I don't know if I'd take astrological advice one way or the other from Britney Spears.

#9 I think we've all noticed the one horoscope that treats you like crap.

#10 Who can blame 'em? It's fun!

#11 "I know more about you than you know about yourself."

#12 Revised: I LOVE astrology.

#13 "So you're telling me there's a chance?"

#14 Sometimes, we just read these things like we want to read them.

#15 Yeah, if you use them a lot, program them in, otherwise you'll confuse a lot of friends.

#16 You don't have to share your secret!