Y'all trying to pretend like this kinda shit don't catch your eye, but you ain't fooling anyone. Let's be real, we all love (heck, we all need) a little cringe in our lives. So quit your bullshit and let's get to it.
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1. I'd rather eat a live sewer rat.
2. Quit trying to skip laundry day.
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3. When they tell you to keep your hands to yourself.
4. Walking is good for your health.
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5. Nails on fleek.
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6. Bowls are overrated.
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7. I mean, you couldn't wait until you got home??
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8. The Hepatitis is free!
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9. Let's play spot the mouse.
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10. The aftershock is sometimes worse than the initial blast.
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11. The perfect afternoon snack.
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12. That bath needs a bath.
13. How kind.
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14. In case you ever wondered what a stranger's feet smelled like.
15. I have no sympathy for spiders.
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16. Tell her it's a write-off. Time for a new vehicle.
