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16 People Confessed The Most Embarrassing Things They’ve Cried Over

By Sughra Hafeez in Confessions On 11th June 2016

Sometimes we just have those days when we’re at our wit’s end. A couple weeks of #FirstWorldProblems build up and waterworks ensue. There are only so many broken iPhone screens and failed Bachelor brackets you can endure before you just have to sob into a burrito bowl for comfort. Luckily, our sadness or humiliation is good entertainment for the rest of the Internet. Hapless Whisper users confessed the most embarrassing things they’ve cried over, and frankly, we can all relate.

#1 Is it even your birthday if you don't cry?

As toddlers, we cried over forced nap time after the party, and as adults, we cried because the bartender informed us that we would not be allowed to take on shot per year of our existence.

#2 Nothing brings on the waterworks like food drama.

And how could we be expected to fix such a situation? Delivery costs money and it's not like we're going to walk to the grocery store during this time of grief.

#3 Seriously, Lunchable disappointment is real.

Some of us might still be in therapy over the incident where we dropped our pizza Lunchable face down on the playground.

#4 Sometimes we're overwhelmed with guilt and need to cry it out.

Or we cry from the shame of our porn habits

#5 Everyone's cried over frustration with relatives before.

And if any food is worth our tears, it's cheese.

#6 Sobbing over increased commute time is entirely justified.

Hydroplaning and more time of "time saver traffic" reports? You wouldn't wish that on your worst enemy.

#7 Netflix frustration is a pretty common reason for millennial tears.

When you're high and need to relive positive childhood experiences, you can be single minded. If Netflix crosses you, crying is imminent.

#8 Obviously, we cry over animals.

Especially when they hate us. No rejection is more painful than rejection from a pet that. Or anything fuzzy.

#9 Those bastards in advertising have made the best of us cry.

That mop is forced to capture so much dirt and dust and pet dander. It's a hard life. The mop has potential to do so much more.

#10 Who hasn't cried over their mom at some point?

Even our virtual ones.

#11 And there comes a time in life when we become emotional over religion

Part of growing up is realizing that faith isn't all it's cracked up to be. Clouds and cherubs aren't exactly what we had in mind.

#12 There is no sadness that parallels the trauma of stolen food.

We're tearing up just thinking about it.

#13 Even our fantasies can be sad.

Yeah, like you and Liam Hemsworth haven't gotten in an imaginary fight about his demanding travel schedule.

#14 Frankly, waterlogged iPhones have probably caused more tears than actual tragedies facing the American public.

Structural inequality? Melting ice caps? Ehh, not as pressing.

#15 Those of us who brave the dangers of the kitchen usually shed some tears.

It's really hard to live up to the creations of Martha Stewart and your ex college roommate's Instagram.

#16 And, finally, perhaps the one constant in life: we always cry when there isn't any dessert.

Besides, cookies solve all problems.

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