16 People Who Just Had To Wreck Everyone's Good Time
By
Michael Avery in
Bizarre
On 25th January 2017
Sometimes in life, we have those rare moments where everything seems to be going just right. You've found a good group of friends, your work is going well and you feel like you're really getting somewhere.
But there's a reason why these moments are so rare and that's because there's always someone who comes along and ruins everything.
Maybe the squad gets a new hanger-on who keeps starting a whole bunch of drama. Or maybe you get a new boss who throws out every good idea your awesome old one had and replaces it with pure garbage.
No matter who this bringer of gloom and doom is, we're going to get stuck with them before long because they're simply everywhere.
Since there's not much we can do about it, let's laugh at how much these 16 folks totally suck for doing this very thing.
1. Ouch, this is like popping a little kid's balloon and knocking over his ice cream cone.
2. Typical, isn't it?
You're just trying to enjoy a fine cuppa joe and now you have to rock back and forth in the shower for awhile.
3. Wow, it's gonna be a loooong semester.
At least if the teacher keeps things this obviously hateful, you can go over their head and get it overturned super easily.
4. Yeah thanks, Larry. Anything else you wanna suck all the fun out of?
I think that kid over there is eating McDonald's. Why don't you tell her how many calories are in it?
5. Well, she better not come back or else she's 'bout to get a dash of spit with that.
6. Sometimes the bringdown is coming from inside the house, if you know what I mean.
Our brains can really be jerks sometimes.
7. Well, nice to hear from you, too.
Notice the conversation didn't go any further than that. Wonder why?
8. I think we can all relate to this one.
You're just trying to take a nice roadside photo when someone rudely tests their atomic weapons in the background and wrecks the whole thing.
9. It's always either the first or the last customer who does this, too.
He better get his five stars for putting up with that mess.
10. In a way, it's always the worst when you know someone messed everything up by accident.
You're just as mad as when they do it on purpose but you can't put 'em on blast 'cause then you'll feel bad.
11. My first thought is always, "Ugh, this better not be a Saturday."
If I wake up not knowing what day of the week it is, trust me, I needed that rest.
12. Aww come on man, she's not hurting anybody.
I mean, the Power Rangers may have said something that's kind of like something in the Bible. That's close enough, right?
13. Man, why they gotta do us like this?
Didn't we learn our lesson from The Angry Birds Movie?
14. To be fair, homie was really asking for a lot there.
Still, it's not cool to get his hopes up.
15. This is the worst news I've heard all day.
Whatever Todd did to cause this, it's completely unforgivable and he's now banished. Have fun eating nuts and berries in the woods, smart guy.
16. I actually don't know what I would do if this happened to me.
I feel like I'd just kind of black out and wake up next to a torn-up pizza box, a smashed statue of a chef, and a note with the word "why" written on it over and over.
