16 People Who Made Themselves Pretty Hard To Trust
By
Editorial Staff in
Bizarre
On 3rd April 2017
Even though everybody lies sometimes, it always seems like such a big deal when we call each other liars. I guess that has a lot to do with the difference between lying and being known for lying.
Like I said, nobody keeps it 100 all the time, but people end up making things hard for themselves if they make a habit of lying. Once things get too out of control, somebody like this can't tell people the weather without catching some suspicious looks before everybody pulls their phones out and checks for themselves.
It sucks to deal with, but taking a look at these 16 untrustworthy folks can kind of give us an idea of why it happens.
So I guess the lesson here is that if you're gonna lie, don't get caught. Wow, that's not a very good lesson now that I think about it.
1. Oh, and who is that in the car? Your driver?
Ah ha! Everyone knows that when you stunt on social media, they're the ones holding the camera and saying "ah yes, very fly indeed. Would sir like some cash to throw at me?"
2. The slip says "sorry we missed you," but that's the biggest lie of all.
I think we'd be able to accept it a little more if they just said, "ha ha, we're too slick for you!"
3. Shout out to this parent for telling me what barbershop to avoid at all costs.
Actually, this person probably wouldn't be so happy about this if they didn't request this madness. I don't know who to blame here!
4. Aw man, that's a face that says "send help" if I've ever seen one.
If this were a video, he'd be blinking like crazy right about now.
5. I think even if you told him this, he'd be like "it's cool, I've got a plan B."
Spoiler alert: His plan B is just as bad as his plan A.
6. Always nice to know that automatic systems can be just as petty as people.
Of course, they had to say it twice just to rub it in, too.
7. Yeah, when it comes to fast food, I don't like surprises.
Like, I won't snitch on you if you're just handing out your mixtape or something, but other than that, I better get exactly what I ordered. Even though I don't know what to check for here, I'm checking it twice. I'm gonna find out if you were naughty or nice.
8. OK, yeah, that sounds like a perfect event for the "I think not" Olympics.
I happen to like my eyes very much, thank you.
9. Sounds like you better step it up, then.
Hope you got some ketchup, because it looks like you're gonna need it.
10. Shocking. Was Buckingham Palace really the conehead mothership all along?
I didn't check, but I'm pretty sure I quoted a conspiracy theory someone actually believes just now.
11. Sometimes, the one lying to us this whole time was us!
Ah, but it's just not the same when you point at a mirror and call yourself a liar. Trust me on that one.
12. Hahaha, somebody should just admit they were too busy staring at the abs to notice what he was doing.
I guess this is what happens when you debate whether milk is a broth or a sauce when you add it to cereal. People start getting confused and think they're chefs.
13. Yeah, I'm not believing anything they tell me about this phone now.
It makes calls and texts? Nope, it turns the TV off and shoots out fire ants. Y'all can't play me like that.
14. Well, well, well...looks like somebody owes some back taxes.
Grandma and I are gonna get to the bottom of this.
15. I guess that's true if you really don't like your boss.
Because only suckas do this kind of thing.
16. Sorry, but it's just not happening.
I'm pretty sure I've seen scarier marshmallows.
