Have you ever been in one of those situations that seems to be cruising along at a reasonable pace, only to have it really escalate quickly Anchorman style? Well, you can rest assured that this hasn't happened to just you, which this collection of situations that escalated quickly will show you. Be forewarned that the following display of escalation moves along at breakneck speed. As soon as you think you have a real grip on what's going on everything changes. Here you’ll see relationships sailing along at a healthy pace, only to tank like the Titanic for reasons that will never be explained. You’ll witness innocent enough Google searches spiral into utter madness and everyday actions end in tragedy for no other reason other than that they can.
1. Grandma's really feeling herself lately.
Just minding her own business and walking her slave. Age is just a number, and a whip is just a piece of leather.
2. There's a lot going on here.
There's Spider-man, a furry, a Renaissance fair of some kind...it's just a lot.
3. Either do a ton of laundry or one shirt.
There is no in between.
4. Yeah, we feel motivated! We're gonna...wait, what?
Now that you mention it, we could go for some cake.
5. Maybe these two ladies could find some middle ground.
Graffiti is obnoxious, we'll give her that.
6. Whoever made this display went to a really hardcore school.
Either that, or he's a Deftones fan.
7. This started off so empowering.
Well, it gets its point across...eventually.
8. Kevin Mack isn't what you'd call an optimist.
Also, the lady on the left needs to shut up about "Super Troopers." That's one of the finest comedies ever made.
9. At a certain point, you can drop the "about."
That's a whole mess o'flapjacks.
10. We don't come to this grocery store for the racism.
We come for the discounted salads.
11. Garage sales are full of amazing finds like this.
Just, uh, don't buy them.
12. Either she's carrying a possum, or that's the ugliest baby we've ever seen.
"Ma'am, your baby's playing dead."
13. "Oh, I'll just gas up my car, and..."
On the plus side, it's now easier than ever to set it on fire.
14. Hopefully, that's a really decent wall.
If not, well, hopefully, those cars are really decent boats.
15. We love the shopping bag in his hand.
He really, really cares about fashion.
16. Hypothetically Speaking of Course...
Search engines have no chill.
