17 Things You Don’t Say To A Woman With Short Hair

#1 So why’d you cut it?

I wanted to.

#2 You’re in that experimental phase of your life.

Is that what this is?

#3 Well, hair grows back.

I had no idea.

#4 But you looked so nice with long hair.

Your half-hearted attempt at complimenting me has made me feel completely fabulous.

#5 Do you like it?

No way. I did this because I wanted to hate my hair.

#6 Do you like girls now?

#secretlyhopethatwasjustwordvomitandyou'renotreallythatignorant

#7 Or bisexual?

Wait... OMG YOU WERE SERIOUS.

#8 Did you do it to save money on shampoo and conditioner? Smart.

Oh, yes, purely economic reasons. No woman would ever do this because she simply likes it.

#9 You probably shouldn’t wear combat boots anymore.

Still wearing combat boots. Sorry not sorry.

#10 I could never cut my hair like that. Like EVER. But it totally looks good on you, though.

Thank you for letting me know.

#11 But boys like long hair?

Because naturally anything a woman does should make her more appealing to men.

#12 Um … it looks nice.

That awkward hesitation you exhibited before the issued compliment makes me uneasy, and I'm not sure if I should say thank you.

#13 You remind me of Johnny Depp in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

I appreciate your creative comparison.

#14 But it looks good! I swear.

Oh, I totally believe you now.

#15 Most people’s faces look really fat when they cut their hair short. But you don’t.

I know what you're really thinking, and I'm OK with that. Your secret is safe with me, bud.

#16 t’s sorta cool, because you can wear so much more makeup now and you won’t look like you’re trying too hard, because your hair will balance it out.

So I guess I look like I'm just not "trying" at all without makeup on, because my hair is short. Fair.

#17 Do you ever worry someone might mistake you for a man?