Spoiler alert: We're all going to die.
So unless you get cremated and live in an ugly urn forever, you get a grave, which is one last opportunity to amuse those around you.
18 Deathly Funny Gravestones And Epitaphs.
By
Michael Avery in
Funny
On 18th September 2015
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#1 Indeed.
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#2 Oh boo-hoo.
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#3 66 and shot by a jealous husband is pretty good.
#4 "And hot, too!"
#5 Just a delightful person, probably.
#6 And he probably dug his own grave and built this tombstone.
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#7 "We're gonna need a bigger kidney."
#8 His fate was sealed when his parents named him Fred.
#9 So…Eleanor is single?
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#10 Passive-aggressive to the bitter end.
#11 Poor guy.
#12 We all have that brother who got us murdered.
#13 The respect, he gets none of it. None of it at all!
#14 "Regrets" as in "sorry I'm not around to see you," or as in "I wish I hadn't smoked"?
#15 Cause of death not covered by Met Life.
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#16 A fart joke! His epitaph is a fart joke!
#17 Ew, Grandpa. Ew.
#18 And they still laugh, because you should use cream, not milk. Oh, that Kay!
