When you are out of your 20s and just entered the weird 30s and think your life has ended but realize that in reality, things have just started making sense now. 30s is that time of your life where you know how not to take life seriously and just go with the flow and do as you please. You want to skip clubbing on the weekend and sleep in? Your perfect idea of a party night changes to staying in your pajamas at home and binge-watching Friends on Netflix? You look forward to grocery shopping and dread going to the gym? Congratulations you have hit your 30s and here some tweets shared by people in their 30s to make you feel less awkward about your pet peeves!!
18 Times People Humorously Summed Up Life In 30's
#1 It's like the more you spend on your skin the more it decides to act up
Honestly thought my 30s would involve way less acne, and yet here we are
— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) July 6, 2018
#2 Ugh...reality never sounded so bitter!
Me, age 18: I'll be a homeowner by the time I'm in my 30s
— Your Best Friend (@SortaBad) October 4, 2016
Me, in my 30s: I own a single pair of matching socks
#3 Guilty as charged
Dating in your thirties is like, “so, what do you do for work and fun!! also what traumas have you accumulated by this point that I should be mindful of?”
— Chris Stedman (@ChrisDStedman) February 2, 2020
#4 Dear Penelope, I am afraid the age is finally taking its toll on me
HUNGOVER IN YOUR 20s
— Your Best Friend (@SortaBad) February 1, 2020
[takes tylenol and goes about the day]
HUNGOVER IN YOUR 30s
[writing letter] Dearest Penelope, I fear this may be the final time I am blessed to feel the warmth of the sun upon my breast. I grow more weary by the moment, and prospects for survival are slim
#5 Honestly it feels like, the older we get the awkward we get!
Where is the TED Talk on how to make friends in adulthood? I would watch the TED Talk. I need that TED Talk
— Pigeon Fancier (@isabelzawtun) May 18, 2018
#6 Go and enjoy your night you considerate asshole!
Yelling at your party guests in your 20s: "YOU BETTER CLEAN UP THAT PUKE OR THE LANDLORD IS GOING TO FLIP!"
— Brad Frost (@brad_frost) April 4, 2019
Yelling at your party guests in your 30s: "STOP CLEANING THE DISHES, TONY! I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT LATER. GO HAVE FUN, YOU CONSIDERATE ASSHOLE."
#7 *Falls dramatically* All my life moments start playing in front of my eyes
you can gauge the passage of time and age by how scary it is to fall down the stairs. when you’re like 12, your rubbery little skull bounces merrily off the concrete, but when you’re in your 30s, you trip two steps and think “this is it, this is how it ends”
— Ryan Boyd (@ryandroyd) February 15, 2020
#8 Oh this is something we all can relate to
by age 35 you should have a kitchen cabinet dedicated entirely to plastic bags that contain other, smaller plastic bags
— vytas🌹 (@peakysblinder) May 20, 2018
#9 Adult life drinking is directly proportional to Advil
Welcome to your 30s. You now have Home Advil and Purse Advil.
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) September 7, 2017
#10 Thinking thousand times before bending down to pick anything
Your 20s: "no regrets, no looking back!"
— Cam Williams (@MrCamW) April 7, 2019
Your 30s: "my lower back!"
#11 At this point in life, napping is more important than anything else in life
Adult friendships :/ pic.twitter.com/7BgCgZZPzZ
— Anum Rashid (@AnumRashid25) June 21, 2018
#12 Oh well, who would have thought?
I never thought I'd be in my 30s arguing with a naked toddler over whether or not she can wear fairy wings in the bathtub, yet here we are.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 2, 2017
#13 I am already feeling sad reading this tweet
some of you youths are gonna be real disappointed when u discover that turning 30 just means you still have all the same weird interests but can't turn your head all the way to the left anymore
— Rave Sashayed (@_sashayed) March 6, 2018
#14 Accurate feels!
People in their thirties discussing TikTok: pic.twitter.com/qFYi7BDaFi
— Lindsay Theisen (@lindsaytheis) December 31, 2019
#15 Oh knee and back pain is something that becomes your partner for life once you cross 30
At some point in your 30s your left knee just goes “nah” and there’s nothing you can do about it
— Zahra (@southasianaf) February 18, 2020
#16 Looking for all the excuses to stay in tonight
Staying at home:
— لجين حمد ال إبراهـيم (@L_Alibraheem) February 14, 2020
(v.) • A punishment in childhood but a blessing in adulthood
#17 Oh I can feel that!
watching king of the hill now and seeing four adult friends who consistently find the time to quietly enjoy each other’s company and drink feels utopian
— giabuchi (@jaboukie) July 24, 2019
#18 Enough of putting up with any more shitty people in life
Fun thing about adulthood: you don’t have to stay around people who treat you like crap.
— Chaquevia Monai’ ♥️ (@churchgrlnxtdr) February 18, 2020