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#1 You had to use your neighbours meth addiction as a police distraction.
#2 One of your friends followed you around as a shadow for the night…and you were dressed as a clown.
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#3 A guy sent from the heavens called Candy appeared and did all your cleaning up – and drew you a picture with a rather large squirrel.
#4 You finally make it to the shower and you’re greeted by this.
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#5 Someone got so high, they mistook a doorknob for a muffin.
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#6 You wake up with this trophy by your bed. You don’t even roller skate.
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#7 You packed yourself lunch last night and it looks something like this.
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#8 There’s a man sleeping in a bush in your front garden.
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#9 And people are using inflatables as perfectly acceptable beds. This isn’t the Hilton.
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#10 You ignore every single one of these alarms you set yourself.
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#11 And find this receipt in your pocket. Sometimes, math is hard.
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#12 You ordered two pizzas, both half and half cheese and tomato and pepperoni. I’ll give you a minute to work this one out…
#13 And you sent him to McDonalds en route, for nuggets, obviously.
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#14This was a great late night snack idea and everybody bloody loved it.
#15 You found this picture in your photo album. Some people just want to watch the world burn.
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#16 Even Google Maps is aware of your shenanigans.
#17 And you’ve started texting yourself.
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#18 You came up with inventive new ways to drink – because from the glass/bottle is just pedestrian.
#19 And finally, somebody delivers you this cake. The cat is fuming.
