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#1 BREAKING: Bad
In space, no one can hear...
that you are the one who knocks.
#2 Today's Bottom News Story
It's just "nose and ears get a little nippy" cold.
#3 Fun Fact
Mitt's real first name is "Matt." He's just been spelling it incorrectly this whole time.
#4 Home Remedy
This sounds crazy, but doctors orders are doctors orders.
#5 Inflation
Gas prices, am I right?
#6 Fuehrer The Win
If time machine's existed, I'd go back to the year 2013 and strike out Home Run Hitler.
#7 So Rude
The term is "visually impaired."
#8 Excerpt
From the Autobiography of R. Kelly.
#9 Alleged Rapper
We should have known this the whole time. I mean guy talks like, "zippity zee zop a bop bop jello puddin' pop!"
#10 Saucy
"I'll have the chicken dinner with rice please."
"Sauce?"
"What are my choices?"
"Curry, Kung Pao, and Steve."
"Check, please."
"But you haven't finished ordering -- Wait, where are you going?!"
#11 Easy Peasy
Her face says it all.
#12 Re-Mix
This hymn just a got a whole lot sexier.
#13 Too Fast, Too Furious
Posted without comment.
#14 Can You Spot the Typo?
The can says "Pork" on it.
#15 Yearbook Typo
Ironically, that typo is missing the "d."
#16 Pop Quiz
Is this a typo OR a screen grab from the movie "Her?"
#17 All the Single Maties
On land, he's just a regular guy. Under water, he's Beyoncé. In fact, they call him "Buoyancé."
#18 Plot twist
Not a typo.
#19 Sealed With A Kiss
If that's their first base then what's a home run? Don't answer that.
#20 Over sharing
So THAT'S why they say are opinions are like you know what.
