#1
"I thought we had a good system going. We provide a poor service, and you're forced to deal with it whether you like it or not. Why change that?"
#2
As much as I want to be mad at the people who don't respect hurricanes with feminine names, would you evacuate if "Hurricane Kaylee" swung into town?
#3
As another website that frequently gets lumped in with the "clickbait" crowd, we'd like to come to BuzzFeed's defense here.
Now, click along to the next image in this montage, because you won't believe what happens next!
#4
Oh, that cat. He's such a troublemaker! Whenever I turn around, he's either jumping on the kitchen table, or scratching at the sofa, or sampling copyrighted music without the artist's permission...
#5
I'm surprised she didn't go backpacking across Europe. That's what all my friends did when they wanted to find themselves.
#6
Now we know why McGruff was always talking about taking a bite out of crime. Turns out, he had a wicked case of the munchies.
#7
This ambiguous-looking "Christmas tree" display sparked outrage in Paris. French citizens wondered why engineers can't just make public projects that don't look like erotic toys or giant phalli... You know, like that Eiffel Tower.
#8
This just in -- yet another new study has revealed that some researchers receive way too much grant money.
#9
It's amazing the paramedics were able to get to these eight students in time, considering the massive pile of women they were surely trapped under.
#10
"Why don't minorities like us?" members of the Klan pondered as they donned their hoods and burned an effigy on an immigrant's front lawn.
#11
So you're telling me that this woman was in a medically-induced coma for a month, and that entire time, she couldn't find a minute to pick up the phone and call Welfare? That's the one thing I hate most about the comatose: they're so unreliable.
#12
Don't you hate when you go into a store trying to get less money, and you end up rolling in exponentially more? It's Brewster's Millions all over again.
#13
Why is Facebook even getting involved? This problem has its own solution. If you see someone getting outraged and believing an Onion article to be true, simply un-friend them and cut them out of your life. Easy peasy.
#14
Oh sure, everyone makes great concessions to accommodate Stephen Hawking's illness, but still our society refuses to tolerate people who have been stricken with the incurable Rockin' Pneumonia and Boogie Woogie Flu.
#15
The good news: All charges against you are dropped!
The bad news: Every time anybody searches these particular pornography terms together, your name will be the first thing to come up.
#16
Well that's awkward. But hey, let's cut this zoo some slack. It's not like they're expected to be experts on animals or anything...
#17
Let's look on the bright side. At least now you can find something for sale inside of a Walmart that's actually made in America.
#18
This website is the equivalent of a middle school bully. In fact, I believe their latest op-ed was titled, "Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!" (even though the author's profile picture clearly showed him forcing me to hit myself.)
#19
I can tell from the way those rabbits move that they're certainly hopped up on something...
#20
The homeowners assumed it was a typo in the real estate listing, and that the realtor had meant to say, "This is a house loaded with pizzazz."
