#2 Looking at the headline we assume the journalist hates English too
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#3 Everyone a big round of applause over this new discovery
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#4 Rocket science applied here
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#5 The journalist was trying to be a sarcastic here, we guess?
#6 A new revelation is made today
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#7 We assumed they will find something else
#8 Oh this one we didn't see coming
#9 Really man?
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#10 Obviously it won't be all rainbow and flowers
#11 Seriously
#12 And the rich need to spend less
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#13 Okay, your point?
#14 This man really hates his job
#15 I feel bad for the man here
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#16 Yeah we get the sexual innuendo here
#17 Everything. Everything
#18 Oh really? We thought the purpose was to drown people
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#19 No comments here
#20 Congratulations
#21 This is getting really really confusing
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