Most relationships end poorly. At least the internet makes it seem that way. I mean, it's hard to imagine an amicable ending when the nature of the conversation between two people who spent so much time together centers around never talking to each other again. That's not to say it isn't possible. If you're mature enough to do it, good for you. Just know the internet doesn't give a damn about you and your boring breakup. They want to read about the raw, heinous things ex-couples say to each other when their relationship turns to shit and they're looking to blow the damn thing to smithereens. And what kind of content creator would I be if I didn't give the people what they want? Well, it doesn't matter because this list of salty breakup pics promises to satisfy
1. Think he got it?
2. Neutered
Ouch, right in the manhood. That's a low blow.
3. Check out this cool picture of a floating gun
4. Breakup level: expert
5. I think this is as amicable as it gets
Some people are just cold and calculated. Other's just want to watch the world burn.
6. His priorities are in order
7. What stuff?
Burn baby burn.
8. Epic!
Never piss off a crazy bitch. You have been warned.
9. Damn, that's cold
10. "Dig in"
On a side note, at least you have tasty cheese bread to eat away the heartache.
11. Ouch, what a burn.
12. Accurate, but why would he want to? Buttholes are tasty.
13. How's this for a response
14. It's a trap!
Can you imagine getting this message? Here you are all happy that you just got laid and made up with your boo, and they send you THIS! Straight up heart attack. We really, really hope this was a joke.
15. That's just dirty!
Now this is just MEAN. Our question, is what the hell happened between the two sisters. One day you're walking along the street happy in your relationship and the next you get a message saying your boyfriend is dating your hot sister. We're guessing Thanksgiving was AWKWARD AF that year.
16. Nope, not yours!
So, this one is pretty brutal. Can you imagine getting a message from your significant other saying, "Hey, we're over! Also I'M GETTING MARRIED!" . It burns. It burns SO BAD.
17. Hey, that's pretty creative.
At least she gave back the ring. You can use the money from pawning it to buy a new keyboard.
18. I don't think he saw it.
Nobody actually reads newspapers anyone, but good try.
19. Valentines Burn
What a way to find out it's over, huh Dan?
20. Very subtle.
And hey she picked up on it right away.
21. At least he cares.
He doesn't want to leave her stranded.
22. Oh my god, the heartbreak.
Can you just imagine finding out this way?
23. Straight savage.
She's going to get you back Mark, and your little dog too.
24. Coffee is the best
But this is a bit harsh.
