Social media may be turning us all into mindless drones intent on sharing every little life detail, but these people take their stupidity on Facebook to a whole new level…
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#1 Hey Shannon, can you call up Wells Fargo and see if they’ll increase Dustin’s limit? I’ve got a girls’ weekend in Vegas I’m trying to book…
#2 Boy, I’m so in love with you that space and time cease to have any meaning.
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#3 My retarted what?
#4 Let’s hope this is a grammatical error, and that Saylem is not, in fact, a doctor.
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#5 The Wonderful Wizardry World of Romeo and Juliet.
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#6 OMG that’s so weird. Or should I say…eird?
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#7 Huh, it looks like nobody has updated his Wikipedia page since then…
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#8 I mean, did you get that thing at a shelter, or what?
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#9 It’s past tents you moran.
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#10 No intelligent life, indeed…
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#11 Well, Nick, you’re halfway there — that tattoo sure is something…
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#12 Oh my God, bro…you’re so hardcore.
#13 You never know…
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#14 Ignorant, racist, and poorly educated: Kelsey, you are the new America.
#15 And Americans wonder why we’re so poorly stereotyped overseas…
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#16 Do the math!
#17 Michael Jordan is rolling over in his grave.
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#18 If she wants to meet a really cuddly reptile, there are some very snuggly gators down south…
#19 I found the lyrics on the INTERNET, so they must be right…
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#20 Is that, like, abstract art or something?
#21 I’m just so happy my baby doesn’t have autism.
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#22 He must've skipped the day they went over the name of the class…
#23 Nope, nobody here! Definitely not hiding anyone at my house!
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#24 I don’t give a damn about my bad education.
#25 Thanks for adding all these new states, Obama.
