27 Halloween Costumes That Will Destroy Your Childhood

#1 If you ever watched Bambi and thought, Wow this would make a really sexy costume…

Also, Bambi looks a little too excited to be on that costume!

#2 …or Dumbo — who looks embarrassed AF to be on that costume:

#3 What’s this? What’s this? A HUGE nope. Jack Skellington would never:

#4 AS IF! Cher from Clueless would never wear something that clearly came from the clearance bin of a Judy’s going-out-of-business sale:

#5 Um, yeah, this Jessie from Toy Story costume needs to be thrown in a box and left on the side of the road:

~ puts on when "Somebody Loved Me" and tries to erase this image of Jessie from my head ~

#6 Yeah, bet you didn’t even think that a “sexy” Taz could be a thing?

#7 I think this Powerpuff Girl-meets-Disney Princess costume is supposed to be Jane Jetson?

#8 Hmmmm….this doesn’t scream “Maleficent” as much as “Blanche Devereaux grabbing cheesecake in one of her nightgowns”:

And let's be real, Blanche would never wear something that tacky!

#9 Sexy Indiana Jones, why did it have to be sexy?

TBH, it's more shipwrecked explorer on the top and cavewoman on the bottom.

#10 This is a foul Mr. Grinch costume, or possibly Oscar the Grouch, it’s hard to tell:

#11 This is great for anyone who has BOTH a Mickey Mouse and vinyl clothing fetish:

But, really, how do you even get into that? Seems sticky and hot AF!

#12 Um…Mr. Peanut is not a hot mascot. Just saying:

#13 Noooo…I don’t love this Lucy 😭

#14 Nope. Nope. NOPE:

#15 It looks like it would be hard to fight crime in this costume:

#16 Nope this isn’t a The Fame-era Lady Gaga costume…it’s a “sexy” Game Boy (I know, I know):

#17 By the look on Toto’s face, he is not feeling this Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz costume.

Also, that Toto looks like a stuffed rat.

#18 I don’t think this Madeline is wearing an approved school uniform. 🤔

#19 Hell no! Why would anybody do this to Lydia from Beetlejuice?!

Side-note: That model is giving me serious Victoria Beckham vibes, so maybe (hopefully) that's what they were really going for?

#20 On the plus-side: I guess you could wear this Wolverine costume as a bathing suit in the summer.

#21 You know what we really, really, really didn’t need: a “sexy” Smee from Peter Pan costume:

WHHHHHHYYYYY?!

#22 Oh come on, not SpongeBob! He is like, one of the most innocent and asexual characters ever!

#23 So…did somebody wish upon a star for this Jiminy Cricket costume?

#24 WTF?! Why a sexy Pebbles?! WHHHHYYYYY?!!!

#25 Ugh, someone please send this Chewbacca costume to a galaxy far, far away:

Yup, that's Chewie and not some cavewoman costume.

#26 I guess if you want to go one step above Slave Girl Leia:

#27 And finally, for anyone who has a thing for Ronald McDonald, you’ll be McLovin’ this: