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#1 Hide a bottle inside your ponytail.
#2 Make a soda-can sleeve to go over your beer.
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#3 Get these stash briefs to hide your bottle boner.
#4 Make a beerito.
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#5 Fill your tie with a little nip. For all those important meetings.
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#6 Get these sneaky binoculars. No wonder grandma loves birdwatching so much.
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#7 Turn a baby doll into a secret flask.
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#8 Get these caps to make your booze-filled water bottle look factory-sealed.
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#9 Get this baseball glove with a hidden pouch.
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#10 Turn your rack into a wine rack.
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#11 Inject your strawberries with booze. Make every picnic a great picnic.
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#12 …or your oranges
#13 or your grapes. Double wine!
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#14 Stock up on tampon flasks. Get them
#15 Get these aptly named Shampbooze bottles, complete with “seal.” For the truly committed smuggler.
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#16 Fill your hairbrush with hooch. Bonus: still works as an actual hairbrush for that hangover frizz.
#17 Get this fancy golf club. Your caddy can also be your bartender.
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#18 Get this fancy golf club. Your caddy can also be your bartender.
#19 Soak your gummy bears in vodka. Though you’ll still have to sneak these into the movie.
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#20 Get this umbrella with a secret. The secret is whiskey. It’s always whiskey.
#21 Bring this special sunscreen. SPF 30 (proof).
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#22 Get this bev bag that holds a whole bottle.
#23 Bring an “ice pack” that’s actually filled with booze
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#24 Get one of these water bottles and refill with…not water.
#25 Go the Canadian route and BYO syrup.
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#26 Turn your Capri Sun into a Capri Fun.
#27 Into Your Mobile Phone Case
