Treasury and Internal Revenue Service officials have confirmed that 160 million households in the US will receive $1400 this weekend. However, the stimulus critics suggest that not everyone deserves this much money. As the news of the stimulus check took to social media, trust Twitter to make epic and the most sarcastic jokes of how they plan on spending their stimulus check money, and some of the tweets are absolute gold!
Bank account: $1400
— Eva (@evajaelvargas) March 13, 2021
My dog: https://t.co/RhYUM54sGH
Direct deposit: $1400
— jenny⚡️cavallero (@jennycavallero) March 13, 2021
At the hospital: One bandaid please
Bank Account: $1400.05
— /ˈferō/ (@faraomaileoi) March 13, 2021
McDonald cashier: you asked how much for the french fries?
Me: I said how much for the franchise
Direct deposit: 1400
— Ant (@YoungStunnaLife) March 13, 2021
Me at SeaWorld: how much for their freedom
Bank account : $1400
— Stimmy Turner (@TbhItsKay) March 13, 2021
Me at target: *pointing outside* “Aye lemme get one of them” pic.twitter.com/3M9RJzKrC8
bank account: +$1400
— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) March 13, 2021
me at chipotle: guacamole please
bank account: $1400
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) March 14, 2021
me to a girl scout: give me the thick mints
direct deposit: $1400
— dvd 📀 (@disxpix) March 13, 2021
me at Victorias secret: tell me
Bank account: +$1400
— e (@tms_75) March 14, 2021
Me at Bed, Bath and Beyond: I’ll have the Beyond
Bank account: $1400
— Mambo No. Pfizer (@killakow) March 13, 2021
Me at Legal Sea Foods: Please show me the illegal sea food
bank account: $1400
— slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) March 13, 2021
me outside microsoft: bring me clippy
Bank account: +$1400
— AJ Guel (@ajguel) March 14, 2021
Olive Garden server with the cheese grater: Tell me when
Me:
Bank account: +$1400
— ᴮˡᵛᵏ💎ᴰⁱᵛᵐᵒⁿᵈˢ (@BlvkDivmonds) March 14, 2021
Me at the seafood restaurant: bring me aqua man pic.twitter.com/EVvp3y6b8k
bank account: +$1400
— Hurt CoPain (@SaeedDiCaprio) March 13, 2021
me at five guys: bring me the 6th guy
Bank Account: $1400.05
— 𓁨𝕃𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕝𝕪𝕗𝕒𝕟𝕤𓀡 (@thtguyfry) March 14, 2021
me at the Apple Store: bring me more fruit. pic.twitter.com/gsVL3APAf3
bank account: $1400
— adrian (@adriaanxlee) March 14, 2021
me at discount tire: take off the discount
my bank account: $1400
— Jack Mehoff (@LlLUZlSQUlRT) March 13, 2021
me at burger king: bring me the king
Bank account: $1400
— kaylee (@craftyfoxkay) March 15, 2021
Me at the airport: take me there pic.twitter.com/402eH33UiQ
bank account: +$1400
— memetaza (@memetazaa) March 14, 2021
me at H&M: bring me the rest of the letters
Bank account: +$1400 Me on Amazon: I want my shit in the next hour
— celina (@mangohunni_) March 15, 2021
***$1400 Stimulus Check and Direct Deposit Hits Bank Account***
— CSM Nicholas M. Curry (@realPatriot_7) March 13, 2021
Me: Can I have an Oreo McFlurry?
McDonald’s: The Machine is Broke.
Me: How much is it to fix it?
My bank account: $1400
— MATTY LIGHT (@MattDaddy51) March 14, 2021
Me at the tattoo shop: I’ll take 1 body sleeve please
Bank account: +$1400
— Larada (@iamlarada) March 14, 2021
Me on Amazon: pic.twitter.com/bkzpAnaNhC
bank account: +$1400
— E- $Money From The Block (@EricjGonzalezz) March 13, 2021
me at Dick’s Sporting Goods: bring me the balls too
Bank account: $1400.06
— Tony (@tonyys550) March 14, 2021
“We’ve been trying to reach you about your extended warra-“
AIGHT how much is it?
bank account: +$1400
— Kangaroo Jake (@KangarooJackoff) March 13, 2021
me at little Caesars: bring me the big Caesar
bank account: +$1400
— beli (@bbyleo6ix) March 14, 2021
me at american eagle: “bring out the mexican eagle”
Bank account: $1400
— Hanna W. (@hannawon72) March 14, 2021
Me at He’s Not Here: bring me Him
bank account: +$1400
— emotional support avocado eggroll (@xbuttplug) March 14, 2021
me on the set of the Amanda show: bring me the dancing lobsters
bank account: $1400
— Braxton (@HeyBMoon) March 13, 2021
me at Disneyland: bring me the Mouse