30 Times Men Tried And Failed To Write About Women

Posted by in Fails On 13th August 2021
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These people shared some hilariously bad examples of writing by men as they tried to describe women in their books.

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Man was about to crack her open like a Capri Sun

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and Serena Williams wouldn't even break a sweat

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He is clearly describing the inflatable woman he keeps in the garage and not a real one.

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5th base is when you get to the jazz cafe

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Madeliene also needs to see a doctor.

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Is it possible for someone so smart to also be so stupid?

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What you're describing sir is a literal giraffe

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Sometimes you have to wonder about the male brain and whether it's even there

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Oh the thing that every woman does, everyday? Try again, my dude.

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We share the same aggression portrayed by the yellow highlght.

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Is that why they won't put pockets in women's clothing?

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Murakami met a woman once. This was not her.

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Well, the author definitely wasn't thinking straight either.

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Author - Totally not Donald Trump, why do you ask?

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A regular renaissance man we say.

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That first sentence hits you like a truck and you wish that it had done the job so you wouldn't have to read the rest of this bs.

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Cixin Liu describing the protagonist's dream woman. She needs to be smart but not smarter than me because that's not sexy /s

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Robert a. Heinlein really said science be damned.

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Jim Butcher was so proud of this he put his name on every page. Where's the eye bleach?

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They're not robot arms to be moved every which way.

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Men need to stop. We literally have 7 more pictures to go through.

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Have you seen women? Pitbulls? The inside of a classroom?

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So there's a hole there? Right through the ribcage?

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This is a terrifying paragraph and the only book we'd gladly burn.

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Bukowski you've done it again. Now stop doing it.

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Why do men think its so necessary to describe their breasts in the first moment?

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Well, it must certainly be bigger than the brain being used to write this.

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The context that the reader gave makes it so so much worse. We're done here.

"I’m Just On Page 3 Of This Book, And This Is The Detective’s First Thoughts On The Mother Of A Kidnapped Child"

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