32 Pointless Things That Are So Useless They’re Actually Funny.

By Editorial Staff in Bizarre On 9th October 2016

A product or object must be functional, efficient, have a clear and specific reason for its existence, whether it's decorative, informational, educational, or instructional. Engineers, designers, and companies are just not going to waste their time coming up with a sophisticated (in some cases) piece of equipment that has no use, or a building that is not accessible, or a sign that is not meant to be read. They're too busy building our tomorrow and... Baah, who am I kidding? Take a look at the most ridiculous, pointless things on this uber weird planet.

#1

Why of course it's a great idea to come up with a case to...KEEP your banana and nothing more! But make it curvy so it only takes curvy bananas!

#2

Gee, thanks for the warning! If it wasn't for this sucker, we would've grilled that clothing hanger, steamed some broccoli, and momma would be having a feast tonight!

#3

Thanks, world of advertising and marketing! That ad that looks like a sign is not confusing at all! And no, we did not just wait for an hour for a bus before reading it.

#4

Omg, don't park there! What if the building caught fire and you're blocking the fire escape? What are they going to do? Run to the other side?

#5

It's OK, some people really like to do everything in pairs, but what's up with the lids?

#6

#29. Admit it, you LOVE all the attention you get when you're in the crappper! Thanks Bathroom designer people for getting rid of the one thing we hated the most about bathrooms: privacy!

#7

Sometimes you have to be extra, extra clear. Admit it, people are pretty dumb!

#8

OMG! I'm going to have to call my mother and tell her to stop doing that in the shower! Thanks!

#9

Well, what are you laughing about? I'll have you know that ultra paper-thin skinny people live there, okay?!

#10

That's why your momma told you to never burn bridges. Now you got to swim!

#11

Rain boots? That's so yesterday. These rain shoes will keep you dripping in style, literally.

#12

If Hodor from Game of Thrones would've had this door to hold, things would've been preeetty different.

#13

This one's got to be ironic, right? Does the staircase get ultra dangerous on the last step?

#14

See? This is what happens when you don't write instructions down. Plant them in the little squares? You got it mister!

#15

When the door has such a massive peephole called "a window", what's the point on spying on your neighbors through the tiny one?

#16

Is this part of the school principal's plan to get kids to apply themselves? "Oh, so you failed? You must walk through the door of doom"

#17

He wouldn't have bought the truck if it didn't come with that super useful single windshield wiper. You know it.

#18

No, yeah, I so needed that sign. Nothing better than having an emergency and having to run into a sign that points in the right direction.

#19

"Karen? Yeah, we're cancelling those swimming lessons. A sign has been brought up to my attention. "

#20

That's what you get when you buy your fences on Ebay. In their defense, the picture made it look much bigger.

#21

In Canada, there's this thing where everything has to be translated to French and English. EVERYTHING.

#22

This parking lot loves to play games. It's super fun! "Park here, but like, we're going to block the front, so figure it out."

#23

Someone forgot how to notice. Did you notice this notice? How did they not notice?

#24

Whoever designed this doesn't really like cyclists that much.

#25

Looks like a trippy painting! You know who'd have no issue using these? Parkour enthusiasts.

#26

Keep off the grass, oh but do float your way to the benches and enjoy your lovely evening.

#27

Wooow! Look at that marvelous piece of equipment. Thank you! We're going to hang it on the fridge for eeeeveryone to see.

#28

Yeah, no, I wanted to know what language it was. Didn't really care much about what they were actually saying, or the plot so much.

#29

See? This is what happens when you lie on your resume straight after graduating College with a B-. But did you have to be drunk when designing it too?

#30

Thanks for making a bright and tall enough sign to warn us from potentially damaging our cars with your useless sign.

#31

No, they couldn't have just continued the sidewalk, they had to specifically paint the crosswalk. Who are we to judge?

#32

Let's just call it a work of art, shall we? Art. It's gotta be art!

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