43-Year-Old Virgin Is Now Proud Owner Of A Giant Bionic Penis

By Muk Khatri in Bizarre On 1st September 2015

#1 When he was 6 years old, Abad was involved in a car accident that ripped his genitals from his body. (We'll pause while you clutch your junk sympathetically for a moment.)

#2 But thanks to the marvels of modern science, Abad recently received an 8-inch BIONIC penis that will allow him to experience the joy of a boner for the first time in his adult life.

Three years ago, doctors began using skin grafts from Abad's arm to create a new penis for him. Days ago, it was finally attached during an 11-hour operation at University College London.

"When you want a bit of action you press the 'on' button," Abad told The Sun. "When you are finished you press another button. It takes seconds. Doctors have told me to keep practising." The new appendage should also apparently allow him to start a family. Abad lost his left testicle in the accident, but his other is still functioning.

So what's it like to have a swingin' dick for the first time in 37 years? "It's difficult to sleep as it gets in the way," Abad admitted.

That sounds about right.

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