5 Weird Things People Do When They're Alone At The Gym
By
Michael Avery in
Bizarre
On 3rd April 2017
One of the best feelings a man can experience is that magical little tingle deep within that only happens when he enters an empty gym. For a real lifter, it is one of the greatest Walking into an empty gym is like a fat kid walking into an all you can eat buffet.
What tickles my fancy though about this empty gym scenario is not the freedom one gets, but rather the things one might do when they know nobody is around to see. So without going into the really gross, or bizarre, aspects of being alone in the gym, I want to discuss the common things many of us do when we find ourselves working out alone.
We all have some strange stuff we do at the gym.
Most of the time, the gym is completely packed.
We get in, get our work done, and go.
Sometimes, however, we walk in and it's completely empty.
When that happens, we know we're gonna have a great time.
Here are just a few things we do when there's no one else at the gym.
One thing we don't do is wipe down the equipment when we're done.
It's our dirty little secret.
We also just fart and fart while lifting weights.
We don't have to worry about holding them in when we're alone.
We all flex in the mirror.
Let's admire those guns!
We also sing or rap as loudly as we can.
We may even dance a bit. Hey, no one's around!
We also aren't afraid to adjust our junk.
That thing shifts around while lifting. If we're alone, you'd better believe we're getting comfortable.
Next time you're alone in the gym, we bet you'll do all of these!
