7 Insane Medical Procedures That Men Are Getting Into

#1 Chin And Jaw Augmentation

A cut and defined jaw can make or break a man's appearance. Men know this, and when they are unable to have one naturallythey turn to implants. Basically, a boob job for your face, chin and jaw augmentation involves either adding implants (normally to the chin) or a combination of implants and under chin reduction (neck tuck).

#2 A weak jawline can make an otherwise handsome man look overly feminine. A combination of implants and a neck tuck can make the jawline stronger.

The neck tuck gives the man's jaws the cut side view, while chin and jaw implants help widen the lower chin and, if needed, add thickness to the jaw. Out of all the procedures on this list, jaw and chin augmentation have the most noticeable change, instantly making men appear more masculine.

#3 Butt Enhancement

It turns out men are just as interested in extending and shaping their backside as women. Called "Gluteal Enhancement," the procedure involves injecting fat (from other areas of the body) into the glutes to increase their size. Even silicon implants are sometimes used to provide more "pop" depending on the size increase specified by "Mr. No-Booty."

#4 Men either get silicon implants or fat from other parts of their body put into their rears to make them pop.

You would think these gentlemen could just up their squat game and therefore upgrade their buns, but this involves hard work which, as we know, some people are adverse to. Or maybe the guy wants a little more "tuchus" to shake around at the club, and he knows pure muscle will not twerk right. #Thestruggleisreal

#5 Ab Etching/Implants

Men know how a good pair of abs makes women weak in the knees. Because of this, they will go to any length in order to possess them, doing everything from starving themselves to doing crunches until their lower backs are more twisted than ISIS's public relations team.

This apparently is not enough, as men are now going under the knife to get a ripped midsection. The cheaper and more effective option is called "Ab Etching," and involves targeted liposuction that removes the fat around the abs, exposing them.

#6 Enhancing the abs can be done by suctioning the fat out of tummies to expose existing muscle. It can also be done with silicon implants.

The second and less effective (because they look faker than Donald Trump's credentials to become president) method is to implant fake abs under the skin, giving the appearance of a six pack. Like I stated above, the fault with this method is that it looks laughably fake.

#7 Muscle Implants

You would think men may see how horrible ab implants look and decide not to attempt them with other muscle groups. Sadly, this is not the case. Some men are obsessed with muscle gain, and when it does not come quickly, they often try different methods.

The most common muscle implants are for the chest, biceps and calves. The implants are normally inserted below the muscle, as to prop up and support the tissues. They appear and feel real because you are feeling the real muscle being pushed out. They are the opposite of ab implants, which are normally solid plastic.

#8 There's nothing worse for a bodybuilder than to have chicken legs. Luckily, calf implants can catch your lower legs up with the rest of your body.

The most effective muscle implant area is the chest because it looks fairly real post-operation. Calf and bicep implants tend to look bulky, and when flexed they lack any definition as they clearly stand out from actual muscle.

#9 Leg Lengthening

Aside from the chin and jaw augmentation, leg lengthening surgery is something that will make you literally stand out from the crowd. Leg lengthening surgery involves breaking the femurs and shin bones in several locations and inserting a telescopic rod. The rod is slowly lengthened (by one millimeter each day) which allows the nerves, skin, and arteries to grow with the rod.

#10 This surgery can add up to 3 inches to your height, but you have to have your femur and shin bones broken.

After three months of pain (shockingly, it hurts to have telescopic rods in your legs that slowly extend), the patient's height is increased by up to three inches. The procedure is extreme, but three inches of height could be a godsend to a short guy who constantly gets turned down for not being tall enough.

#11 Eyelid Surgery

Eyelid surgery (also called an eye lift or blepharoplasty), reduces bagginess from lower eyelids and removes excess skin from the upper eyelids. This surgery is usually done for cosmetic reasons. It's also an effective way to improve sight in older people whose sagging upper eyelids get in the way of their vision.

#12 Aging can cause the eyelids to droop, and many men are combatting that by getting lid lifts.

An eye lift will not eliminate dark circles under the eyes, crow's feet, or other facial wrinkles. It is often done along with other procedures such as laser resurfacing, filler injections, or forehead lifts.

#13 Botox Injections

There has been a trend in younger males seeking cosmetic procedures like Botox.

Botox has shown a steady increase over the last ten years in terms of consumption. Men contemplate Botox for frown lines and squint lines, similar reasons as women.

The perception in business is youthful is on the cutting edge, for some men in business they try and maintain that youthful appearance.

#14 This wrinkle reducer is not just for women. Many men are turning to Botox for a more youthful appearance.

Botox aside, men are also open to non-surgical treatments like dermal fillers, skin care and skin resurfacing procedures like chemical peels and laser.

While the number of men seeking cosmetic procedures is on the rise, it still does not compare to the number of women going under the knife.

But for the amount of crap women get from men regarding plastic surgery, they sure seem pretty obsessed with it themselves. Obsessed might be too light of a word, as the rate of plastic surgery among men has increased by 273% since 1997. No, that is not a typo. So next time some guy poo-poo's you about getting a little nip or tuck, throw this article in his probably augmented face.

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