8 Women Reveal Their Most Cringeworthy Babysitting Secrets

Women are amazing at babysitting but let’s admit, it is a hell of a job. Being with kids at their parents’ house for a few hours can turn into a nightmare pretty quickly. We decided to collect some of the confessions from the women who have lived this nightmare and boy, they did not hold back and revealed all the secrets.

#1 Justine*, 24

"I'm a nanny for a family that owns a medical marijuana dispensary. One night, my bosses came home hella late and hella high. They lit up a blunt while writing out my paycheck and we ended up smoking the whole thing, then discussing how Donald Trump resembles different childhood cartoon characters for an hour."

#2 Lauren, 17

"When I was babysitting a little 3-year-old back in September, I left the room for maybe two minutes, and when I came back, there was poop all over the carpet! GROSS! I was disgusted! Not really sure how this happened but I had the kid and carpet cleaned by the time the parents were home!"

#3 Arianna, 29

"I had been babysitting for a young, professional married couple for a few years and they always seemed a little strange to me. One night, as the parents were leaving for supper, the dad pulled me aside and mentioned that they had a 'massive porn collection' on their family computer and that I was more than welcome to watch what I wanted in the home theater after I put the kids to bed. Horrified and uncomfortable, I mentioned it to the mother the next time she asked me to watch her kids. Her response: 'Oh, I knew about that. We were hoping it could open the door to some fun with you.' Needless to say I haven't watched their kids since."

#4 Melissa, 22

"One time while babysitting, the little girl (5 years old) asked me for a juice box. While in the kitchen, I heard her giggling in the other room ... I came out of the kitchen and found that she had placed the 2-year-old little boy in the toilet and was trying to flush him. He thought it was hilarious; I had a mini heart attack."

#5 Stephanie, 19

"One time when I was 13, I was babysitting this six-year-old kid who kept on telling me he loved me and he wanted to marry me. He would grab my legs and cling to me and not let go. For a while it was cute, until this one night when I was putting him to bed. This particular night he had been especially clingy toward me, and even though he was 6, I was very uncomfortable. While I was reading him his bedtime story, he quickly moved and kissed me right on the lips! I immediately stood up and scolded him. So, on a technicality, my first kiss was when I was 13, with a 6-year-old. I never babysat for them again."

#6 Caitlin, 26

"I was babysitting two little girls. One of them got mad that I was playing with the other one and chased me around the house with a knife. She cut the phone line when I was calling the police and was stabbing the door of the room I locked her sister and I in. It was like a scene out of a horror film."

#7 Marina*, 20

"I once was babysitting a 6-year-old boy and he asked me if I would take my clothes off and dance for him because that's what 'Daddy always does with the other ladies.' And when I asked him if Mommy knew about this he said, 'No! Don't tell!'"

#8 Nadine*, 21

"I was babysitting overnight for this super-nice couple that really needed a date night. Once their two kids were tucked in and asleep, I called my boyfriend to pass the time while I cleaned up. Well, things got a little naughty, and we ended up sexting and having phone sex. In the middle of my climax, the 2-year old comes to the door looking for his mommy."

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