PSA: Below are a list of examples of when you should never take a selfie. Please share for the good of humanity.
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#1 The Bathroom Selfie.
If you must take a selfie in the bathroom, make sure you're the only one in there. Or you know, JUST DON'T TAKE A SELFIE WHILE YOU'RE IN A BATHROOM.
#2 The Your-Wife-Just-Gave-Birth Selfie.
I know you're excited and all, New Dad, but rein it in. Your wife is vomiting. Also, you should be supporting your baby's head better.
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#3 The Sleeping Selfie.
This is terrible because you're not fooling anyone. We know you're not sleeping because you're taking a selfie.
#4 The Driving Selfie.
This is dangerous for you and everyone else you're on the road with.
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#5 The Emotional-Breakdown Selfie.
Save it for your tweets.
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#6 The Teaching-Your-Baby-How-To-Take-A-Selfie Selfie.
Please don't start them young. You have the power to teach our future.
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#7 The Trying-Too-Hard-To-Be-Artsy Selfie.
It's shit. No, really, there's shit in your selfie.
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#8 The Disaster Selfie.
Great you survived, but this is still tragic, so maybe it's not the time for vanity.
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#9 The Funeral Selfie.
Someone has died. Leave your damn phone in your car.
