A Definitive Ranking Of The Ten Commandments By How Doable They Are

By Muk Khatri in Amazing On 22nd August 2015

#1 You shall not murder.

This one seems so simple, but then you think about real life. From war to the meat industry, we seem to be killing a lot of living things in our daily lives, whether directly or not. (And don't forget that spider in your shower!)

#2 You shall not commit adultery.

Everyone hopes their marriage will stay pure and perfect, but that doesn't always stay true 'til death they part, especially when Kerry Washington is involved.

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#3 You shall not steal.

Avoiding bank robbery seems easy, but what about watching a movie illegally online? Or taking a few extra sugar packets from Starbucks?

#4 You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.

Sometimes the truth is a tough thing to face. Especially when you're as amazing as Kanye and being honest means you have to sound really cocky all the time.

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#5 Honor your father and your mother.

In theory, it sounds great to love your mom and dad all the time and never find anything wrong with them, but then reality happens. You realize they're people too with a whole lot of flaws, and sometimes you have to go your own way.

#6 You shall not make idols.

That's right, forget about your obsession with your Precious Moments statue collection. Or your love for American Idol, for that matter.

#7 You shall have no other gods before Me.

Sure, forgoing a new religion seems easy, but what about those hours every weekend you spend devoted to the Netflix god?

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#8 You shall not covet. You shall not covet.

You might not be coveting your neighbor's oxen anymore, but that doesn't mean you don't want things you don't have...like your neighbor's wife.

#9 You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.

No more singing along to Taylor Swift, and don't even think about the lyrics for "Baby Got Back."

#10 Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.

A day off sounds great, but what about when you get assigned a shift? Or your friend asks you to help them move? Sometimes the response "I like to keep my Sabbaths lazy" isn't quite enough to keep your job and your friends.