After This Dude Ate Out His Girl’s Apple Bottom, He Had A Revelation On Twitter...

By Michael Avery in Bizarre On 22nd July 2016
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#1

Moving in with someone is a big step. Not only do you share a house together, but you get to learn a lot more about each other. What pushes his or her buttons? What nasty habits are you going to discover? For the man, it's time to stop being a pig. Don't throw the laundry on the floor and don't forget to put the toilet seat down.

For the woman, PLEASE clean out the drain if it's full of your hair and no man wants to see tampons all over the bathroom. Living together is a work in progress, but with some comprising, it can all work out.

It's important to fill each other's needs too. If the man fixes something in the house, show him some love. If your woman made you a nice home-cooked meal, maybe a full body massage is in order. If you're like this dude, all he has to do is be the man of the house and eat his woman's a$$ every night. He sounds like one lucky SOB if you ask us

Wife Her Up

#2 Those Bodily Fluids Though…

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#3 Welcome To That Grown Up Life

#4 Classy Is As Classy Does

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#5 It’s That Monopoly Piece

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#6 Just Take A Bath

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#7 She’s Looking Out For You Man

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#8 #Priorities

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#9 Happy Ever Afters Do Exist