Anil Learns A Lesson About Inboxing Strange Women For Sex And Money

By Missy aka Tizzy in Funny On 16th May 2018
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It always seems to be the guys with the broken English that reach out to unsuspecting women on Facebook. At least this guy is not posing like an American military man that we have seen so much of lately. The gal that he messaged seemed to be totally ready to troll this guy to the fullest, starting by calling him Anal instead of Anil.

Real Nice Bby?

Anil does not seem to be very happy being called Anal. He also totally bypassed the fact that she is claiming to be an elderly woman from Britain. All he seems to care about is that she is a white woman.

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Anal Loves Whote Women

Understand that this man has never chatted with this woman before, yet he says he wants to be with a woman like her. She is really about to get him riled up after letting him know that she is, indeed, single since her husband left her for some tramp.

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Love & Sex U

Holding nothing back, Anal goes right in for his wanting to love and sex her. He even claims that he can go all night. What a catch! This lady snagged her a good one here. Knowing where this conversation was eventually heading, she sped up the process and asked about the distance between the two of them. Anal jumps at the idea of coming to see her.

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The Plane Ticket

He starts off asking her, again, to not call him Anal. Then, he says he wants to fly to Britain to see her, but he cannot afford the plane ticket. No shocker there. But, all he needs is $500 sent through Western Union.

Western Union

She wants to be sure that Anal is not scamming her, so she asks for some clarification. In return for the $500, he promises her hot sex with his "mitie" c--k. What a tempting deal!

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Best Sex

Anal then goes on to tell her how moist he can make her all through the night. With little more details on his plans for her, he goes back to asking for the money. But, she shows that she feels like all he wants is her money and is not interested in her as a woman.

Show Bobs

Anal swears that he loves her and wants to see more of her. He asks her for some topless photos that show her face and breasts, or "bobs" as he called them. She is clearly confused by what bobs are. She checked around the nursing home, but could not find a single Bob that lives there.

Clarification

Anal must have forgotten that this is an elderly lady, and they do not appreciate the use of vulgarities. It is time that she set Anal straight for the duration of this conversation.

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Whiz-Bang-Wallop

Anal seems a bit confused picking up what she is putting down, but she is determined that he follow her rules. After all, if he wants her money, he needs to do something in return.

Write A New Hot, Sexy Sentence

Anal must want that money pretty bad. He followed her rules and wrote her a new hot, sexy sentence. Anal from Anus seems to be a trainable man. That is a good thing.

Phenomenal

She is clearly pleased with his new approach to telling her how he plans to sex her up. It seems that he needs a bit more training as he keeps slipping up, and granny is not having any of it. She is sticking to her guns, here.

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How Bad Do You Want It?

Anal is promising to use the money to travel to her so he can spend eternity with her. There is just one more thing that she asks him to do.

Last Chance

Anal appears trepidatious about posting such a post on his wall for everyone to see. He is afraid what his friends might think. We don't know why, though. It is just the truth. She even made him make it public for the whole world to see. Now, he is ready for that money.

The Post

We really could not believe that he actually put it up. We see one of his friends already agrees. We just wonder how many more liked his post before he eventually took it down.

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Villiage Idiot

Anal is obviously not that smart. As if we did not know that from the start. Now, she is ready to head to Western Union to send him his money so he can travel to Britain and sex her up real good.

Issue

After some radio silence from his victim, Anal seems to be panicking. That is when she let him know that there seems to be a problem at Western Union.

OWNED!

During her quiet time from the conversation with Anal, she took the time to make this little set up just for him. The jig is up, and now he knows that she knows he is a scammer.

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Not A Scammer?

Anal keeps swearing that he is not a scammer. He continues to profess his love for her and asking why she is trying to make a fool out of him.

She Goes In Hard

It seems that she is no longer willing to play around with this dude. She goes ham on him and calls him all kinds of interesting names that we will be saved for personal use at a later date. Now, Anal is also mad at her shenanigans and again swears he is a good man. In a fury, he retorts saying he is going to give some loving to his hot woman. We wonder if she knows what he does online.

Final Burn!

The threat of him going to be with another woman does not even phase our lady, here. She retorts in the funniest way and ends the conversation.