1. Q. What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
A. It gets toad away.
2. Q. Why did the lion brake up with his girlfriend?
A. Cuz she was a CHEET-AH!
3. Snake 1: ‘Are we poisonous?’
Snake 2: ‘I don’t know, why?’
Snake 1: ‘I just bit my lip.’
4. Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. “How do you breathe through something so small?”
5. A man went to sell his dog. A buyer asked him, “Is this dog faithful?”
The man replied, “Yes,I have sold him 3 times but he returns to me.”
6. Q. Why did the duck get arrested?
A. because he was selling quack
7. Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A: “Put it on my bill.”
8. A snake slithers into a bar and the bartender says, ‘Sorry, buddy. I can’t serve you.’
‘Why not?’ the snake asks.
'Because you can’t hold your liquor.’