Annoying Habits Couples Discovered After Moving In

#1 Winner of World’s Best Achievement In Evolution Award

There are two types of guys: those who pee in the shower and those who don't admit it.

#2 Sounds Like Someone Misses The Womb

Men live better than women. First of all, they get married later and secondly, they die earlier.

#3 Get Out Of The House..Now

A man never chooses a woman; he gives a chance to choose him.

#4 You Can't Fault A Guy For Having Ritualistic Grooming Habits

He is crazy and when you think that you have reached the bottom of this craziness, you suddenly find out there's a crazy underground garage, 8 floors underneath.

#5 He Has Not Failed.. His Success Is Just Postponed For Some Time

The slower you run, the more lapping on the couch you should be doing.

#6 His Hobbies Include Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner, And Midnight Snaks

It is said that, a way to a man's heart goes through a stomach. Ahayou might think that men go to their lovers to eat some soup.

#7 He Has Perfected The Art Of Creative Snot Rolling

A man is sitting on a park bench when another man sits next to him and they engage in conversation. Shortly after, the second man says, So, I bet you're an AUBURN fan.

The first man says enthusiastically, Why yes I am. How did you know? My intelligence? My wit? My good looks? The second fellow says, No. I saw your class ring when you were picking your nose.

#8 Sounds Like Someone Has Abandonment Issues

A healthy male organism is the one, which wakes up in the morning before the man.

#9 She Better Investigate Just What Hie Does When He Goes To The Gym

If it's getting cramped in the closet, you should look for a new hiding place.

#10 If The Voices Are Talking Back It's Time To Pack Up And Just Walk Away

My mother told me not to talk to strangers. I never talk to myself, anymore.

#11 Sounds Cozy

The wife of my friend is not a woman to me. But if she's pretty he's not my friend.

#12 The Only Thing Stopping Him From Being Poor White Trash Is His Lack Of Motivation

If at first you don't succeed, try doing it in the way your wife told you to. You'll be amazed.

#13 A Lot Of Bitches (Female Dogs) Do The Same Thing When You Get Them Wet

Only a widow can say exactly where her husband is.

#14 There Are Two Types Of Guys: Those Who Fart And Those Who Lie About It

He never told her about the one time he farted so bad that he had to spends time in jail - for air pollution.