Apparently, The White House Is Infested With Vermin!

It would appear that White House staff are forced to deal with a disgusting situation.

After all the months of dealing with nuclear threats, information leaks, and even a random stray dinosaur, the exhausted staff of the White House now find themselves dealing with an infestation of epic proportions. Yes, there are reportedly vermin running rampant through those hallowed halls.

Depending on your political affiliation, you might say "yeah we know."

Many people think that the home of our commander in chief is now the stronghold of Russian sympathizing, Nazi apologizing, white supremacy.

Some will even point out that the Mueller investigation has proven that our current leaders are in bed with some pretty bad people.

Trump retweeting videos from hate groups, Mike Flynn entering a guilty plea, the British calling for Trump to be banned, Trump's support of pedophile Roy Moore, Trump attacking blacks and women. All these things make some people believe that our country is in bad shape from a leadership standpoint.

But while people want to talk about all of these things, we are here to talk about actual, real, live vermin!

You know, swarms of cockroaches and mice and ants and spiders oh my.

According to a list of work orders obtained by NBC Washington the past two years the White House has faced some pretty big issues.

There are SEVERAL infestations going on in the White House. They had no less than 4 reported cockroach infestations on the property and the Navy Mess Hall is... well a mess.

So what's wrong with the Navy Mess Hall in the White House?

There are reportedly mice infesting the area. The food service area is said to be littered with mice scurrying around with not a care in the world. I guess it could be worse, they could be rats.

Even Kellyanne Conway is facing a vermin issue.

Her office is said to be filled with bugs. The infestations is so bad that she has had bug lights installed.

The Chief of Staff's office has an ant problem.

I think it's safe to say that the situation in the White House is pretty dire considering all the extermination orders sent out. Hell, they might even end up needing to call an exorcist if things keep on the way they are.

Then again, the White House is really old and it's not the first time that it's had to deal with infestations.

Being as old as it is and as large as it is, it's almost impossible to keep the critters out.

Or, as Brian Miller, the former U.S. GSA Inspector General put it: "They are old buildings. Any of us who have old houses know old houses need a lot of work."