Are Men Confusing? These Women Share The Things They Don't Understand About Men

How they can't see messes but see tiny details in bad work

"You can be completely oblivious to any mess in the house but can spot a wall has been brush painted in the wrong direction from 20ft away."

One person replied,

"Wall is permanent mess is temporary."

Man must dig hole. Why? Who Knows?

"I’m a dude, but why do we all pretty much collectively enjoy digging random holes? Especially at the beach.

Edit: just got back from the beach and yes, I did dig a hole there!"

Life...uh...finds a way

"How the dicks and the balls are stored in the underwear"

Literal foot falls off. "I'm fine."

"Why some men don’t go to the doctor or dentist, unless someone else makes the appointment for them."

Another reply said,

"Because if someone else makes appointment for me I feel obligated to go. But I don't care about myself enough to make the appointment myself and I just learn to live with whatever the problem is."

40 year old friend. Doesn't know his last name.

"My wife's biggest gripe is that I will spend time hiking / drinking / driving / whatever with friends I haven't seen in months, and when I get home I will have absolutely nothing to report back despite having talked solidly with them for six hours.

My wife on the other hand will casually pass a friend in the street and within ten minutes knows what theyve done every day since they last spoke, the health and financial status of them and all other friends and relatives, and a forward facing calendar for the next three months."

The internet happened and yet it didn't

"Men that are willing to pay a lot of money just for pictures of feet or boobs when porn can be free."

This is simply unfair

"Why do men always have the prettiest and longest lashes?"

Thinking about how rocks are round sometimes.

"You know that meme, where a woman is thinking "huh, he's probably thinking about other women" and in actuality the guy is thinking the most random of things. Yeah. That."

One brain cell used once a day

"When they behave as the smartest man in the world and five minutes later as the village idiot."

One user quipped,

"Duality of man."

Babe I totally head shot that guy from miles away!

"The things they find brag-worthy absolutely boggle my mind

Like they brag about the things that don't even register, and the things that do matter they don't realise even counts"

The barbecue throne must be mine!

"The obsession with being the one who is the master of the barbecue."

That's normal right?

"I'm a man. But something that confused my wife is when I suddenly take a deep breath for no reason. She's like "are you ok? You sure? Anything you need to talk about? What's going on?" And I just say "nah I'm fine, think I just forgot to breathe and catching up"."

What are doctors?

"That "we ain't going to the doctor" but the limb has fallen off."

I will shut the door but never completely.

"Their inability to close drawers and cupboards properly despite being practical and intelligent. This may be isolated to the one individual though."

Powered down fully.

"Why do guys just sit in silence sometimes. I thought for a long time my boyfriend was sick of me but he was just sitting there with his brain off ig…"

Counting the birds and shit

"I’ve learned a lot being married to my husband, but there’s one thing I fail to understand in general. Why do you guys like to stare out the window so often? It’s usually just going up to a window or looking out the front door, and you fall into a trance. What’s up with that?"

Specific instructions only!

"Rules seem to make you happy. My boyfriend plays a lot of tabletop rpgs and Battletech and he’s said before that he’s not enjoying a game because I quote “there aren’t enough rules, it’s all a bit confusing”. Also follows for tasks ie. Can you microwave x for me? No that’s confusing. Microwave x for 1 minute 30 seconds exactly. He’s a happy happy man ðŸ˜…"

If she says can, then there can be no compromise.

"Once upon a time my girlfriend sent me into a gas station to get her a “can of Mountain Dew”. So I go in and search all over the place but they don’t have single cans of Mountain Dew, only bottles. But then I see it... a 12 pack of canned Mountain Dew. Now in my guy brain she said “can” so I was not coming out of that store with a bottle. When I go back to the car with the 12 pack she asked why I got 12 cans of Mountain Dew. I explained my logic and she started laughing uncontrollably. She brings this up all the time with other women when explaining how “guys think differently”."

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